Percy: Are You The Little Spoon Or The Big Spoon?

Xingqiu: you have beautiful eyes

Chongyun: thanks i need them to see

Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette

Marinette, internally: play dumb

Marinette: who’s Marinette

Marinette, internally: not that dumb!

Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Lawrence: Eugene, you’ll be on nightwatch today.

Eugene: Um, I beg to differ.

Lawrence: Then beg.

Kaeya: snow got me feeling some typa way 😳

Albedo: that’s sheer cold, fam

Kaeya: damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of christmas

Albedo: i’m going to bed

Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

Albedo: why are you like this

literally everyone: we don’t talk about bruno!

the warm family, who has never been able to keep a secret: guess what this rat man did

Adrien: Nino, can you do me a favor?

Nino: I’d kill for you but go on.

Daniel: I’m at this fake ass campsite with all these fake ass people

Cassidy: hey

Daniel: hey!

Daniel: fuckin bitch

Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!

Mammon: no

Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on