I'm Sorry But If An Ancient Dragon Wanted To Be My Mate Then I Would Simply Ignore The Imbalanced Power

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

Fuck it, Tumblr's my reading buddy now. I'm reading Gone Girl. Hope you enjoy the next however long until I finish it

Demon to some, angel to others

reblog to pet the user you reblogged this from

False, it's a picture of Margret Thatcher

"What's the correct symbol for a gender neutral bathroom? A man and a woman? Adding another figure wearing half a dress half pants? Unicorns and aliens and a subtitle that says 'whatever, just wash your hands?'" Actually the correct symbol for a gender neutral bathroom is a toilet.

dyke cock. dyke tummy. dyke arms. pivotal

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Is this gonna be Nick seeing their marriage now and Amy re-telling it from the past? This seems interesting

Life is just trying to build community with people you don't know.

You know, sometimes I wonder how I feel what I feel