Here I Will Help *re-Santa’s Your Fe*

Woke and bespoke are the correct answers

Broke: Batman has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s paranoid that a supervillain will infiltrate his tech or the batcave and steal sensitive information.

Woke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because his kids won’t stop hacking into the bat computer so they can throw themselves into even more danger unsupervised.

Bespoke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s personal friends with literally half of the rogues gallery, and they keep fucking changing his wallpaper every time they come over for game night.

Hades is a stupidly funny game 😭

He hate but he don’t discriminate

Anyone else ever notice that one line of Pulitzer’s where he’s like “Your ✨FRIEND✨ Davey, and his baby brother[…]”

How he says ‘friend’ just hakwkejrkwoekebhfiwkwkwkehiqoabzoamrcflwmeosleowow—

Even the evil capitalist newspaper man knows Javey is real

I devoted a stuffed animal to him and I cling to it every night

I've already whined to Hypnos and now I've come to whine to everyone else. He gets to hold us every night and yet we can't hug him in return this is beyond tragic this is a grave injustice to him actually

Piratsies 2024

is seize the day a sea shanty?

like genuinely. it has the whole call and response (both 92sies and broadway). but now I’m imagining some like pirates that don’t take shit for nothing fighting over who’s singing davey’s part and I can’t

"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

Only real ones get it.

The world will know or Santa Fe

What is everybody's fav newsies song mine is king of new york

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