Oh My Gosh You Have GOT To Be More Inclusive For Gn / Male!readers. If You Tag Your Fic As Gender Neutral

The amount of times Hawks has turned around too fast and knocked Dabi over with his wings…

A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them

I just love when a whumpee is walking around, trying to pretend that everything is fine and dandy, but the whole time their clothes are rubbing painfully against hastily bandages wounds, messy stitches, bruised skin, raw flesh, etc.

I feel like this is best exemplified with tight-fitting clothes and especially jeans, as the fabric is rough and stiff, creating a constant chafing effect. But it also works with loose-fitting clothes, where the ghosting of fabric over an injured torso could feel like fire.

Best accompanied by whumpee’s hand continuously returning to the same spot on their body as if to soothe an ache before quickly moving away to avoid suspicion OR whumpee holding back a wince every time someone touches them/brushes against them in the wrong spot.

Bonus: blood slowly seeping through clothing

Okay, I know it's probably a reach but imagine with me

Shinsou: What's 54 times 9?

Kaminari: I'm not really good at math...

Shinsou: Okay, how do you conjugate the word "have" in English?

Kaminari: I'm not really the person to ask...

Shinsou: Okay, then how many cones are in the human eye?

Kamimari: Uhm, a few?

Shinsou: Okay....how about this, if there's a guy who's five foot seven and 300 pounds, how many volts-

Kaminari: 74.

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Kaminari: To immobilize.

Shinsou:

Shinsou: You're fucking crazy, oh my god

Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.

James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!

cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO and scrapping that too is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever