That’s Just Being An Asshole

Here y’all go- full sized candy bars

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

I prolly already posted something like this but...ILL DO IT AGAIN-

No one wants to tickle you if you’re trans lol

Yeah? Bet.

Reblog this post if you would tickle a trans individual.

Alexander: *pours salt in coffee and brings it to Washington as a dare* Drink this.

Washington: Oh uh, thanks.

Washington: *drinks the whole cup*

Alexander, nervously: Uh, didn’t it…taste weird to you?

Washington: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all.

Alexander, tearing up: O-Oh, okay.

Just watched Black Widow, and actually…it was a fucking banger- idk why people say it’s bad it’s really damn good- 10/10 would recommend

Also watch it before Hawkeye

10/10 just SHEBDHBR

The Worst Day at Work Ever

Chica visits the daycare for a Special Glamrock Meetup!™ with the Daycare Kids and she uses it ta her advantage. Pairing up with the Angry Child from sun kiss (who is still mad at you btw) they make your life a nightmare.

this was originally gonna b a comic but then i realized with audio it makes the joke 10x funnier

Can we just take a time to think about the disabled trans people? And how they are so superior? Give attention to the ones who struggle through everyday life cause I don’t really see the disabled trans people get too much attention so-

✨Disabled trans people✨

So. Flipping. CUTE JDBDHD 🥺🥺

I know you've seen the headcanon already, but I would love to hear your reaction to Peter 3 playing peekaboo with Peter 1 ❤

(Only if you want to though :) )

OMG YES YES YES ITS SO CUTE AND HILARIOUS 😭😭 Peter 1 and 3 can’t go to bed so they just start talking about random shit in a sleep deprived state 😭😭

Peter 1: what is it with vacuums?

Peter 3: I… have no clue.

Peter 1: you think they’d teach it in schools…

Peter 3: *snorts*

Peter 1: Wh-whahat?

Peter 3: *quiet giggling* th-thehehey teach vacuums in schools??

Peter 1: nO I’m s-saying *snorts and giggles* they shohohould teach em!

Peter 3: *covers his face* whahat??

Peter 1: I dunno!

Peter 3: *gets an idea in his fit of hysteria*

Peter 3: wait wait wahahait Peter 1!

Peter 1: wha- *gets covered with a part of the blanket* ????

Peter 3:

Peter 3: *quickly uncovers it* peek-a-boo!~

Peter 1: ???

Peter 3: *stifling his laugh as he covers him again*

Peter 3:

Peter 3: *uncovers and wheezes* Pee-peheheeek-a-boo!~

Peter 1: whahat?! *grabs the blanket* stopppp!

Peter 3: you’re- hehehe-! You’re our baby brother!~

Peter 1: I knohohowww but stop ittt!

Peter 3: *covers him up again* shuhut up lemme have my fun!

Peter 1: *confused giggling*

Peter 3: *uncovers him* peek-a-boo!!~

Peter 1: *snorts and bursts into uncontrollable giggling*

Peter 3: see?~ yohou get a kick out of it!!~ *covers him again*

Peter 1: *tries to calm his giggles*

Peter 3:

Peter 1:

Peter 3: *uncovers* Peek-a-boo!!~

Peter 1: *squeals and falls back on the bed laughing*

Peter 3: ahahawww why is that cute?~

Peter 1: *just lying back and in stitches*

Peter 3: *throws a blanket on him and flops on top* raaaaa!!~

Peter 1: eeeehEEEP!

Peter 3: imma getcha!~ *squeezes his sides*

Peter 1: *squeal* NAHAONONONOTICKLEMONSTEHEHERRRR!!

Peter 3: m-mayahaybe the tickle monster will help us sleep!~

Peter 1: *hiccup* aNYTHINGBUTHIHIHIMMM!*squirming under the blanket*

Peter 3: where are you?~ where’s your face?~ *stops the tickles to help uncover Peter 1’s head* awwww!!~

Peter 1: *blushy and giggly mess*

Peter 3: you are adorable!~

Peter 1: *not bothering to refuse the compliment* uhuhughhhh…

Peter 3: *kisses his forehead* it’s like 3 AM, one. Close your eyes :)

Peter 1: okayyyyy- *closes his eyes*

Peter 3: *rests beside him now and pulls him into a cuddle*

Peter 1: *feeling all warm n fuzzy*

Nah frrrr

That’s all, have a good day!