That-fay-fucker - Some-fay-fucker

fast boy

thine wish is my command

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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A villager came to me begging for help. Something about his crops failing due to lack of rain—honestly, I wasn’t paying attention. I leaned on my staff and asked, “What are you willing to pay?”

He paled, stammering something about not having much, his hands fumbling nervously. I let him sweat for a moment, then waved him off with a laugh.

“Relax,” I said, “this one’s on the house.”

And so it rained. Not on the fields, of course—just on his roof. Heavy, relentless, endless. His crops remain bone dry. The roof, however, has never looked wetter.

"So you're a necromancer"

"No, I'm a neck romancer"

"I don't see the difference"

"You might know me by my street name. Throat goat 9000"

it's so fun just seeing you fly too close to the sun

dm me if you want ringworm

live laugh farcille

pelicans feel way too much, like wind goblins, to deserve being aquated to anything more than gods of gluttony.

one of my favorite posts of all time is the "o the pelican" one. genuinely a modern classic imo deserves to be in a museum

not bot just here for snom content