Lucio: Hey, Tracer, You And Emily Want To Hit The Slope Sometime? Tracer: Absolutely! If You Think You

game companies: competitive multiplayer! competitive multiplayer! compet–

me, kicking the door to E3 down: give me a focused singleplayer experience or a couch co-op game you fucking animals

Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

i wish i could listen to any song i want, any time i want

why is there a daft punk filter on snapchat whats going on

The Last Thing you hear before Easy Pete calls you a whippersnapper bastard and fucking kills you

Jingle, Jangle, Jingle playing from another room Kay Kyser

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