*slapping A Funky Bassline* God, You Know I Would Just Really Appreciate It If You Stopped Asking Me

e3 2017: everyone says fuck

e3 2018: everyone says fuck twice

e3 2019: todd howard walks on stage in assless chaps

true love is fucking up your hair in solidarity with your boyfriend

because that’s how it is in this bitch of an earth

Reblog if you agree: Thomas jamming so hard his podium was shaking

trying to learn how 2 draw so i can get into it as a hobby (my mental health has been rapidly declining i need something to do) and naturally im using thoma to do it so here’s my progress fo today

Male thot jobs.

Barber Dj Personal Trainer Plug Club Promoter Tattoo Artist Mechanic Foot Locker Fedex/UPS Photographer Warehouse Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores Construction Worker EMT Sprint/TMobile Comcast

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Some recent bethesda releases, in order

Skyrim Elder Scrolls Online Fallout 4 Skyrim Skyrim