Jace Knew He Was Hot And Lived A Life That Most Could Only Dream Of And All It Cost Him Was His Free

Stuffed stud!

Feeling plumped

Just give up bro. It’s gonna happen whether you like it or not. But let’s be real. You know you fuckin love how it feels. You’re a fuckin man after all. The whole world is watching as American men domesticate themselves. They’re laughing at the fact that you’re getting dumber and fatter with every passing year. American men used to be slim, strong and virile. And smart. American men used to read books. Look at yourself bro. You couldn’t pay attention to a book even if you wanted to. I mean fuck bro. You can barely pay attention to a movie these days. It’s ok bud. A domesticated fatboy like you doesn’t need to watch movies if there aren’t cool explosions in it. All that boring talking is hard to keep up with isn’t it?

Can’t really blame the world for laughing though, huh. I mean… the smell of a pizza alone is basically a pheromone for American men. Pizza might as well be a fuckin sex toy these days. Fat is the standard for men in America. 50 years ago, you’d be stared at if you were over 200 pounds. Now, if you reach the age of 30 without gaining 50 pounds, you’re a statistical anomaly. Let me explain simpler so you can understand. All your bros are gettin fat, bud. You’re a fuckin man. So eat like one bro. Make your country proud. Eat till the head of your dick presses against your belly when it’s hard. Might as well, all your buddies are doin it!

it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

'Inflating my little brother's ass is the best decision I ever made, man. Look at its size! Feel how smooth it is! Fuck, I'm addicted to it! What? Dumb? Yeah, he IS really stupid, now, some sort of side effect from those vials I used on him, but who gives a shit, dude? Yeah, he's brainless and basically became a slut, but his big brother is there to take care of it, right, bro? Yeah, of course my buddy here is gonna breed your 'pussy,' don't worry. Got the money, dude? Perfect. Have fun with the whore, haha!'