Why Would You Want Willy To Know You Stank Gurrr

What's a secular song that get you lit? 😂

Gets me what? Nevermind, I had to Google what "lit" means. You kids and your slang are always changing.

One of my guilty pleasures is Knuck If You Buck by Crime Mob, but I rarely listen to it due to the horrible, filthy language...

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Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

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Oop lmao

@wilburwonkasblog Some awfully and recently constructed tumblr (maybe bot?) page promoting dentistry products and healthcare was following me and now they've mysteriously disappeared! I only noticed because they were selling dentist related stuff, and you know how I feel about that stuff. I hope that I can trust it wasn't you, no, you wouldn't do that. Especially not now?

You literally look just like willy wonka like wtf can you give me your Instagram @ please??? Duke Depp ain't got shi on you I feel stupid for asking for your personal things but ilysfm BYEEE😭😭😭😭

What?! I am Willy Wonka. Don't be silly.☝️

My Instagram allegedly isn't very appropriate, unfortunately. Too much chocolate footage with "sensual" music put over it gives people the wrong idea. Aheh...

But I'm sure if you're a good insta-browser you could easily find it.

Just to clean me brain up because I definitely lost the red string:

What did happen for ppl to assume u and tis lady dating

They think we're dating because we chat and cook together often, but it's really not that big of a deal. The teasing will die down eventually.

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Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

What's ur Hogwarts house and what house do u think ur friends are in

Hm. A rather unusual question, but I'll go with it! ☝️My Hogwarts house is definitely Slytherin, although I don't value or support cunning principles.

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As for my friends:

@sincerelyalice would probably be in Ravenclaw.

@onlyedwardscissorhands is definitely in Hufflepuff.

@xx-maria I believe is in Slytherin. It just suits her.

@tarranthightopp is in Gryffindor. If I'm not sure about anyone else's Hogwarts house, I'm sure about this one!

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I liked this question, haha! It was cute and... different! Thank you for that one, anon. 😌

Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️

Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨

That's all, folks!

Cya sometime in the future.

- Willy Wonka 🍫