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Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

Hannibal s1e11 "Rôti" | s2e8 "Su-zakana"

—Apparently they have more important things to do than catch a murderer.

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

thinking about billy's red cheeks/ears once again

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x12 - “Tome-wan”

Hannigram + romantic fireside confessions

Hopper: *knocks on front door*

Eddie: Fuck off!

Hopper: *knocks again, showing his police badge through the door’s window*

Eddie: Fuck off, sir!

beast!Hannibal: the compilation

*shakes this post like a bag of cat treats* pspspspspsps

Need my little psycho boy to be dicked down, it would fix him (no, it wouldn't).