No Hair, Don’t Care. She’s Still Beautiful ❤️#cancersucks Https://www.instagram.com/p/B9NdYhFHyvpQtrGa5fw4DsE2SonkjiqyUC3lLo0/?igshid=taezvs0x3067

In celebration of City of Hope’s 43rd Bone Marrow Transplant Reunion, The Marrowettes perfected the classic 90s medley with BMT style! The annual reunion is always a special day where we celebrate patients who received a lifesaving transplant. It’s always amazing to see patients who have been post transplant from just a few months to 40+ years and all the fighters in between! The strength our patients have is an inspiration and I am so happy that I can be even a small part of their care! Love all the nurses I work with! Transplant nurses rock! #bmtreunion43 #marrowettes2019 #90smedley #celebrationoflife #cityofhope #nursesweek (at City of Hope) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxUCHudAi7hBcgzWgf9mNEBvbD7Fac_VaMnWOU0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cxfhjm53hrj7

Track # 1 ,

Got out some popcorn , as soon as my rep starting going down, down, down .

Laughed on the school yard as soon as I tripped up and hit the ground, ground ground

But I forgot that you existed , and I thought that it would kill me, but it didn't ,

And it was so nice so peaceful and quiet

Track # 2

And it’s oh , whoa oh , it’s a cruel summer ,

It’s cool that’s when I tell em no rules ,

Unbreakable heaven but oh whoa , oh oh

It’s a crueeel summer with you .

So thankful to have such thoughtful friends! A surprise delivery of the best NYC bagels to help shine some light on these hard days. Thank you @megannicolemoreno and @fha920 your kindness means the world ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NSuRNnFTvCITdYpoG_J4P9253QNeWUKbkIC80/?igshid=fupikphjdrx4

Our reaction to the countdown on April 13th!!She’s coming for us and we’re so ready!!

Snakes and stones never broke my bones!

Screaming this for the rest of my life!

Guys, I found this at the MET for Taylor.

It’s been six months since Taylor liked my post AND wished me well! Still can’t believe that happened! Thank you @taylorswift, my hand is better! Love you! And those stars, love dem too 🤗

👀

wait……………………………. my hearts been borrowed and yours has been blue…………. something borrowed and something blue…….. ma’am

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

I now understand the feeling of Christmas in July. Thank you @taylorswift for this magical masterpiece, it’s everything we needed and more.