The Worst Part About Ocd And Ocd-like Tendencies Is That You Think Hyper-analyzing Your Thoughts And

shine normal like a plain rock

Naming my son "Vomit Porn" so his life is bad.

leave the city // twenty one pilots

whale carcass on the south coast of Snæfellsnes, 1900

i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

continuing on despite it all

rb if you’re tired of johnlock constantly overshadowing the murder mystery genre’s true gay icons: agatha christie’s captain arthur hastings and detective hercule poirot 

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i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing