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Sengoku, at Garp's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Sengoku, leaning over Garp′s coffin: Okay, listen here, you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Garp: Yeah, no shit.

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Garp: Pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere Sengoku: Where did you get that? Garp: My pocket. Sengoku: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Garp: Skills.

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Sengoku at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, um, seven espresso shots. Garp, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Garp: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Sengoku: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Dragon, firmly in the midst of the teenage years: Dad just insisted that Mom and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by his clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real him and which is the imposter. Dragon, firmly in the midst of the teenage years: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Dragon, firmly in the midst of the teenage years: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Sengoku, turning to Garp: How tall are you?

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Garp: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! Dragon, firmly in the midst of the teenage years: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Garp, texting Dragon: Text me when you’re home safely. Dragon, firmly in the midst of the teenage years: I’m home dangerously. Garp: Stop it. Dragon, firmly in the midst of the teenage years: I’m home lethally

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You don’t understand I need the Doctor to take in a gen z kid. Just imagine:

The Doctor: Here we have the orphan plane-

Companion: omg real

The Doctor: I- I’m sorry??

Companion: nothing, continue

The Doctor:…. Right. Well as I was saying, it the loneliest planet-

Companion: same

The Doctor:- abandoned by its creators

Companion: me.

The Doctor: - with a completely hostile envireoment.

Companion: *touches ground* my brethren

The Doctor: ARE YOU OK???

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

enemy to lovers trope,, A is too anxious because of B's ​​carelessness (cliche but idc)

Enemies to Lovers Prompts (ft. Anxious Character and Careless Character)

-> feel free to edit and adjust pronouns as you see fit.

"You're going to get yourself killed!"

"Good thing I've got you to watch my back, then."

"Thanks for always cleaning up my messes."

"You owe me big time."

"What would I do without you?" "Die, probably."

"I am sick and tired of your carelessness! Do you have no self respect?"

"Seeing you get worked up like this is so funny."

"I'm sorry I scared you."

"Oh, don't cry. Please, don't cry."

"Don't you have something better to do with your day?" "Aside from giving you a heart attack? Nope."

"You take care of me better than I take care of myself." ("Yeah, no shit.")

"You need to stop this. Can't you see what you're doing to me?"

"I don't know if I can stop."

"Pull it together."

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."

"Oh, how I love pushing your buttons." "I'm going to push you off this bridge if you keep it up."

"You'll always be there to catch me."

"I'm glad I can depend on you. When I feel like I've got nobody else, I know I've got you."

"Why do you keep doing this?"

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Prompts for someone comforting they're lover with abandonment issues that they won't leave them ?

Prompts for Comforting Someone with Abandonment Issues

-> feel free to edit and adjust pronouns as you see fit.

"Please," she sobbed into his shoulder. "Please, don't leave me."

He ran a comforting hand through her hair as she cried. "Why would you ever think I'd leave you?"

"Everyone always leaves," they told her, their voice soft and brittle. "It's only a matter of time before you leave, too."

"I'm not leaving," he said, his voice firm. "Not unless you give me a reason to."

"I love you." She felt tears prick at her own eyes. "I love you so, so much. And I'm not going anywhere."

"I'm here to stay. You're not getting rid of me that easily."

He held them closer to his chest as their breath shook. "What can I do to convince you that I'm not going to leave you?"

"I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you..."

"Don't leave," she begged, gripping the fabric of his shirt in both fists. He held her closer. "I wouldn't dream of it."

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People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

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