Penelope Is A Happy Woman

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

Grabber: where’s the boy?

Max: he went out.

Grabber: he’s kidnapped.

Max: …are they not allowed out when they’re kidnapped?

A family can also be a group of people who die on the same day and in the same style of accident but in different locations

Sometimes a family is two puppets who like looking at each other and another puppet who has woken up to the cosmic force controlling the universe only to be forcibly returned to a state of ignorance

And who also all share a lawyer

Dhmis is the perfect recipe for a dark comedy because it has two of the funniest things known to man

Perfectly cut screams done right

Whatever crack the british put in their humor

I’m initiating a new ghestie and tried to find a quick guide to the Papas for her, but since I couldn’t, I made it myself. Hopefully it helps others too 🫶🏻

i need one of those tiddy mousepads but with the grabbers massive f’ing man tiddies on it to rest my hand on

Beautiful library in Munich Bavaria

© Thomas