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Aight, who put Ocelot in the Paris Olympics?

Me functioning by pretending I’m married to a fictional character.

had a guy ask me out recently.

VENT POST

hes like 24 and has known me since i was 17.

he literally asked how old i was when we met and when i told him i was 17 he was like "man, dating is hard these days"

i was at a convention that he was at like an hour before he asked me out (it was via text) and when my dad came to pick me up, this guy walked up to the car and introduced himself to my father.

i rejected this guy asap with ZERO hesitation

i reminded him that i am aroace and he KNOWS that

i wish i couldve said "no im taken" but i cant because he would know i wouldn't be talking about a real person. and he already judges me for being attracted to fictional characters, so i cant reveal that im a self shipper.

at the aforementioned convention, i hugged a friend we have in common. and this guy pulled the "aw wheres my hug" shit.

our friends blame his boundary issues on him being neurodivergent, but thats not an excuse for this level of shit. especially when the main person hes being weird to is ALSO neurodivergent.

he continuously pushes boundaries even after hes told to stop.

even after i told him "no, im aroace" he STILL tried pushing and was like "i dont need anything romantic, i just want a partner"

GOD IM SO PISSED

why do men always think that i owe them shit

i dont think im very attractive. definitely not conventionally attractive. but i ALWAYS have men be weird to me.

i hate it so much.

Self shippers who don’t like to interact with the fandom their F/O is from because it makes you uncomfortable or any other reason, you are valid!

Pretending your f/o is doing something with you makes it infinitely easier

INTRO

INTERESTS: Devil May Cry Death Stranding Resident Evil Metal Gear Solid Visual Kei Metal J-Fashion (specifically EGL/EGA, mostly gothic and classic) Cosplay

ABOUT ME:

18 She/Her as default, but i use any! AroAce-Spec Neurodiverse Yumejoshi/selfship Southern Artist Writer

F/O List: (sorted by significance) Dante (DMC) (#1 F/O, hes literally my partner) Karl Heisenberg (Resident Evil 8)

Jan Valek (Vampires)

Higgs (Death Stranding)

Monsoon (Metal Gear Rising)

Snake (Black Butler

Dante posts will be marked:🍓🌙

Karl posts will be marked: ⚒️🌙

DNI: Normal DNI Criteria

Heisenberg Doubles

DANTE DOUBLES! what we have is a real relationship to me, and doubles gross me out.

me going home after a long day to see my husband (he is fictional)

It doesn't matter that Dale Cobble looks like the reincarnated corpse of a founding father, I genuinely think he's so sexy and I need him in ways you can't even begin to comprehend and in ways that would send me to hell instantly. He would have to literally kill me to get rid of me