hey bad news uh. your boyfriend transcended the limitations of his frail human flesh and attained the perfection of the machine. yeah sorry he’s a great mass of steel and silicon as beautiful as it is terrible now. sorry. i only took my eyes off him for a minute.
This year is coming to an end and I'm still squeezing silly and crappy NSR meme-drawings from my old sketchbook into it before it does. (They may look like the teacher's copies when it comes to picture quality, but hey I'm literally taking these with my phone and using the kitchen sink's light).
they're right behind me, aren't they...........!
Dialtown is severely lacking in Tango fanart this is unacceptable
Hello. This is Mahmoud from Gaza. I hope you are well. May I ask you to boost my family evacuation campaign and reblog my post (You Would NOT Evacuate and Leave Your Family Behind in Gaza to Face the Horrors of War, Would You)? My campaign was vetted by el shab Hussein and nabulsi #151 on the Vetted Gaza Fundraisers List as explained in my recent blog. https://www.tumblr.com/supportgaza/762249046198009856/you-would-not-evacuate-and-leave-your-family?source=share
https://www.tumblr.com/supportgaza/762249046198009856/you-would-not-evacuate-and-leave-your-family?source=share
Mayor Mingus every time that green fuck steps within a 7 foot radius of her
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!