that's my favorite one too!!!
shoutout to my favourite character in in trousers: chip zien's screaming
could you perhaps mean our lord and savior christian borle?
what I need in life is an animated movie of Be More Chill with the SQUIP being played by the fine gentleman who voices Vox in Hazbin Hotel
IM SORRY WHAT?
WHAT?
I LOVE THIS
A fandom event to appreciate each character individually! Each week a new character—check out the full timeline here.
From October 31st until November 6th
PROMPTS:
Friendship
Camp
Tech
Loneliness
Jealousy
Humor
Jewish
(prompts are optional, but you’re welcome to use them if you wish!)
Make sure to tag @sincerely-us so I can reblog your works!
I saw Tammy Faye live in New York, night of the premier!
I still don't know what the fuss was about cborle coming in to play Jim Bakker, because he was GREAT (totally fully unbiased yeahhh...)
and idk if the songlist was released yet, but here's the names and order for any silly little guys like me who are OBSESSED!! (Also Christian's playbill bio 👀)
honestly though, this show was so good and deserves some love. everyone who came out for the stage door was also just, so sweet and amazing like oh my goodness
Anyways!! it's coming out soon! to those travelling to New York, or who live there, definitely recommended to go see it when it's fully out and not just the premier.
Connor: Funny story, I used an energy drink in my coffee this morning instead of water.
Evan, extremely concerned: And.. how do you feel?
Connor: Oh, my heart stopped beating about two hours ago.
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Evan: Mufasa’s death scene made me cry again…
Jared: Aww, it’s okay. He’s not a real horse. He’s a cartoon.
Evan: horse?
Evan: HORSE?
Jared:
Jared: Okay, in my defense, I’ve never seen it.
Evan: IT’S CALLED THE L I O N KING!
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Connor: I love making short jokes about Jared.
Connor: They go right over his head.
Connor: *Dying with laughter on the floor*
Jared: It wasn’t even that fUCKING FUNNY-
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Jared: My sarcasm has reached a dangerous level, where even I can’t tell if I’m kidding or not.
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Connor: What the fuck are you doing?
Jared: *Spreading toothpaste on toast*
Jared: I’m multitasking.
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Connor: Damn! We were so close to having Valentine’s Day on Friday the 13th!
Evan: There’s always next year?
Jared: No, you have to wait seven years! One for each day of the week!
Alana:
Alana: I hope you guys say these things just to mess with me, because holy fuck
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Jared: I am going to cry, this is a threat.
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Connor: It’s 2020, why don’t banks just have the slogan “It’s Common Cents” yet?
Jared: I say we demand change.
Zoe: These puns caught my interest.
Evan: Stop. Please, just stop.
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Jared: Fuck, I want to die!
Evan: Language!
Jared, annoyed: Heckity heck, I want death!
Evan: That was NOT any better!
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Jared: Well, looks like it’s time to move on to plan 2.
Zoe: Don’t you mean plan B?
Jared: No, because that would insinuate that I only have 26 plans.
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Evan: Ah yes, my train of thought. Or as I like to call it: The Anxiety Express!
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Jared: Alright.
Connor: Fine.
Jared: Splendid.
Connor: Spectacular.
Jared: Terrific!
Connor: Marvelous!
(In the Background)
Evan: What are they doing…?
Alana: They're mad at each other, but they still want to talk, although neither will admit it.
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Jared: What did I do to deserve this? I’m a good person!
Connor: You once pushed me down the stairs because I made a joke about your height.
Jared:
Jared: I’m a good person most of the time.
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Jared: *Staring at literally nothing, zoning out*
Connor: What’cha thinkin about?
Jared: When normal dogs see police dogs, do they think “Oh no, the cops”?
Connor:
Connor: Do you ever look at your boyfriend and ask yourself how and why you're dating him?
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Evan: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Connor: It's Connor.
Evan: Ugh, tell him I'm not here.
Connor: No- it's Connor on the phone right now.
Evan: oH-
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Zoe: What's everyone going as for Halloween?
Evan: Superman :)
Connor: A clown.
Jared, to Connor: So then we don't need to actually buy you a costume, right?
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Evan: Connor, I am questioning your sanity...
Zoe: Really? I never questioned it, I knew it was gone from the start.
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Evan: How is Spring not everyone's favourite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Jared: But also, y'know, allergies and shit.
Evan: But pink.
Connor: Also it's fucking hot out.
Evan: PINK.
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Alana: I know you love him.
Jared: I am NOT in love with Evan!
Alana, staring at him and smiling: I never said who.
Jared: *Realizes*
Jared: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Evan: Uh, Jared, I'm afraid.
Jared: Just stay close to Connor?
Evan: No, you don't get it.
Evan: That's why I'm afraid.
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Zoe & Jared: *Accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Jared: We need an adult!
Zoe: But you ARE an adult!
Jared: We need an adultier adult! Go get Alana!
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Evan: Uhm.. how do you- like- ask someone out?
Miguel: Well, first-
Connor: Don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald's parking lot.
Miguel:
Miguel: ...And yet, you said yes?
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Jared: So. What's the plan?
Zoe: I don't know. Your smart, *Points at Connor* he's mean, come up with something.
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Evan: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Jared: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Evan: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Jared: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Jared: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Connor: *Sigh*
Connor: Why.
Jared: To get to the dumbfuck's house.
Jared: Knock knock?
Connor: Who's there.
Jared: The chicken, dumbfuck.
Connor:
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Alana: Evan isn't talking to me...
Jared: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Zoe: Evan is in trouble.
Jared: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm being honest right now.
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Connor: Larry has no idea that I'm high.
Larry: Your high?
Connor: Oh, sorry.
Connor, leaning toward Zoe: Larry has no idea that I'm high.
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Miguel: Connor and I were walking down the street, and this guy drove by and honked at us.
Zoe: What did you do?
Miguel: Well, he chased him to the next red light, and reached his window, and-
Connor, walking in: So, who wants a steering wheel?
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Connor: I really like Eminem.
Jared: I prefer skittles.
Evan: He was talking about the rapper.
Jared: Why would you eat the wrapper????
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Alana: Wow! Evan made you cry?!
Jared, tearing up: Yes. He said some mean things that are only partially true.
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Jared: Evan! What the fuck did I tell you about lying?
Evan, looking down: That it only works on Cynthia...
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Jared: Is there a fucking cactus where your heart should be?
Zoe: What's up your ass this morning??
Evan: *Walks in* Uh.. hey.
Zoe: Hm. Nevermind, disregard that last statement.
Jared: wAIT NO-
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Jared: You really think I give a fuck? I can't even read.
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Evan: Okay, okay. Stop asking me if I identify as gay, straight, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Connor: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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Alana: Died, and came back as a cowboy. I call that reintarnation.
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Jared: What doesn't kill me should run, because now i'm fucking pissed.
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Evan: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.
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Zoe: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Jared: Well, well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Alana: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!! ....And this knife I found.
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Jared: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Connor: Goodnight moon, goodnight trees;
Connor: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Jared: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Evan: My life is as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Jared: 'Person of interest' is too flattering.
Jared: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building, and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Zoe: BEHOLD, The field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Alana: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Jared: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Connor: Fool me once, i'm gonna kill you
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Evan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Jared: People are always asking me: 'Are you a morning person, or a night person?'
Jared: And I'm just like, 'Buddy, i'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Evan: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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Zoe: With great power comes great need to take a nap.
Zoe: Wake me up later.
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Jared: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways.
Jared: ...I’m bitches.
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Connor: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Jared: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Jared: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Connor, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Connor: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Connor: YoU jUsT dOn'T gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.
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Alana, gesturing to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo!
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Jared: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Connor: Physically? Yeah, I could fight a bird. But, emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Evan: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Evan: *Punches wall*
Evan:
Evan: Take me to the hospital.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Jared*
Jared: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
no one ever talks about the bit in I Never Wanted To Love You where Jason says "love the things I never had" and Marvin and Trina reply "love our family" but OHHHH THAT LINE HURTSSS
Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
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boys we got 1,000 more words in the willrick one shot yesternight and then took a biology test on 6 hours of sleep
I'm back! (to wreak havoc, of course) welcome to my chaos, it's gone un-updated for.. one year? two, mayhaps?anyhow, hello!enjoy my gorgeous insanity
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