In Fact, They Do Go On Girls Trips

so how bout if I made a straw page

can we though?

for a second?

and alternatively, can we discuss how whizzer is looking at marvin in this scene?

before marvin even turns, whizzer is looking at him with like- such a concerned and concentrated stare and it's because he's been in that hospital room for actual days just waiting for results.

he's genuinely worried about marvin, and he knows that he'll stay true to his words and won't leave whizzer's side despite the fact that his own mental and physical health are at risk.

he's pretty much just been slowly watching marvin get worse and worse (shown throughout the show, something i just think is kinda cool is that marvin gets... visibly more disheveled? or maybe that's just christian borle after like 7 costume changes i have no idea, either way tho).

can we talk about marvin looking all stressed but making sure to put on a smile before turning to whizzer

Thank you, most people are slandering this movie and this was an actual genuine review. I’m seeing it tonight, so i’m really glad it’s at least, like, decent? We need more people like you, dude. :))

Dear Evan Hansen Movie Review:

More Alana? Yes. Good for You is gone now? No.

Canon gay Jared? Yes. Zoe and Evan, obviously very different in age? No.

Opening up with Waving Through the Window? Eh.

For every good thing the movie does, it does one bad thing so like, it could be worse. I still cried.

DUDE EVERY SINGLE TIME I LISTEN TO TWIN SIZED MATTRESS OR BE NICE TO ME, JUST:

✨JARED VIBES✨

Nik that's a lot of The Front Bottoms are you okay

uhm

okay but

everybody in the friend group, specifically when jareds being rly bitchy, make like, glasses jokes

it just slips one time for evan and he ends up calling him “poindexter” or some shit i swear to god-

jared straight up tries to deck this bitch no kidding

long story short, evan ended up with a black eye and jared didn’t apologise for a while and stopped talking to him

he wasnt that offended it just sorta pissed him off that it went that far??? 

he was sorry tho-

one day evan just finds a handwritten letter at his door, and it says something like:

“dear acorn,

sorry that i punched you and your dumb face

i wanted to say it earlier but it got complicated

sorry this is stupid

dont ever fucking call me that again or ill deck you again

-jared”

evan reads it like 3 times and then texts him and asks if it was meant as a joke and jared comes over and just hugs him for like 2 seconds then pulls away and evans like

“oh

holy

shit”

“i will throw you off a building if you tell anyone about this”

“very aggressive sir” “sorry” “i was joking, i wont tell anyone”

“and um”

“thanks for the letter, your apology has been accepted.” “seriously?”

“yeah yeah but i think i want a longer hug than that” “fuck off” “jaaaaareeeee you gave me a black eyeeeeeee” “and im sorryyyy now get over ittttttt” “:(” “okay fiiiiiine. you are so needy” “hey jared?” “whhhat” “stfu”

I GOT A PRIDE FLAG FROM THE PARADE!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO ANYONE WHO CELEBRATES!!! AND HAPPY PRIDE DISABILITY MONTH!! ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

PART 11 BABY, BOOYAH!

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Evan: That's ridiculous! Jared doesn't have a crush on me!

Connor: Yes he does.

Alana: Yes he does.

Jared: Yes I do.

-

Jared: Where's Evan?

Zoe: Connor locked him in the bathroom...

Connor: Damnit, Zoe! You weren't supposed to tell him!

Jared: Nah, I'm cool with it.

-

Evan: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can even imagine. I am the fury, I am the weapon, I am-

Zoe: A doll.

Alana: A cinnamon roll!

Jared: A sweetheart

Evan:

Evan: Stop it....

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Connor: The hell is up with Kleinman? He's been laying there on the floor, for like, an hour?

Alana: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Connor: Oh really. From what?

Zoe: Evan smiled at him.

-

Jared: *Taps fingers on table*

Connor: *Taps back*

Alana: What are they... doing?

Evan: Morse code.

Jared: *Aggressively taps fingers on table*

Connor: biTCH YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK-

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Jared: Evan's gone! We can do anything. What does everyone want?

Miguel: I want Connor back.

Jared:

Jared: I've got, like, 12 dollars.

-

Alana: Jared isn't answering his phone.

Evan: I'll call.

Zoe: Me and Alana have both separately tried 6 times, what makes you think-

Jared: Hello?

-

Connor: The moon looks beautiful tonight.

Miguel: Mhmm.

Zoe: Should we tell them that it's just a tortilla we threw at the window earlier?

Evan: Ehh....

-

Connor: Your grounded.

Zoe: I'm... grounded?

Connor: Yes, your grounded.

Jared: We're gonna bury you until you learn your lesson.

Zoe: That's not how grounding works.

-

Jared: ARE YOU-

Zoe: Fucking.

Jared: KIDDING ME? THIS IS-

Zoe: Bullshit.

Alana: What are you doing?

Zoe: Evan took away Jared's swearing privileges, so I'm helping him out.

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Alana: Why does Jared have a black eye?

Evan: He was saying 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'.

Evan: So Connor threw a dictionary at him.

Connor: It was just to test a theory.

-

Looks like a cinnamon roll/Can actually kill you: Jared

Looks like they can kill you/ Is actually a cinnamon roll: Evan

Looks like a cinnamon roll/IS a cinnamon roll: Alana

Looks like they can kill you/CAN actually kill you: Connor

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Zoe: Truth or dare.

Jared: Dare.

Zoe: Kiss the hottest person in the room.

Jared: Hey, Alana?

Alana: I-um-yeah?

Jared: Could you move, Evan's right behind you?

-

Jared: You have friends and I envy that.

Evan: You can share my friends???

Jared: *Looks at Alana and Connor*

Jared: Yeah, I don't want those.

-

Connor: Hey bitch, do you love Evan?

Jared: I guess, yeah.

Connor: HA! Take that, Zoe. You owe me one hundred bucks, I told you he was gay!

Jared: Dude, everyone loves Evan? You should have asked if I was in love with him.

Connor: I thought that was implied.

Jared: ...

Connor: ...

Zoe: Connor, I think you just earned yourself one hundred dollars.

-

Evan: *Sits down*

Alana: This bench is freshly painted :)

-

Evan: Oh my god, I think I like Jared.

Connor: Congratulations, you are officially the LAST one of us to figure that out.

Connor, turning his head: Hey, Miguel! I won the bet!

-

Miguel, looking at Evan and Zoe: They make a cute couple, don't they?

Jared, annoyed with Zoe and Evan at this point: They certainly are standing next to each other...

-

SPOOKY QUOTES!

Connor, high asf: Trick or YEET?

Child: Uh... yeet?

Connor: *Throws the child*

-

Jared, texting: So, what do you want to be for that halloween party?

Evan, texting: Yours :)

Jared:

Jared: Yeah, that would be pretty scary.

-

Alana: I thought you were setting up decorations for halloween?

Jared: I am.

Alana: Your just hanging up pictures of Connor.

Jared: You said you wanted scary decorations.

-

[In a horror movie... phone rings]

Evan: Yes?

Killer: I can see you.

Evan:

Killer:

Evan:

Killer:

Evan, panicking: Do I look good?

-

Evan: Guys, we're out of candy.

Jared: Wha... but there's only been, like, three kids so far?

Evan: Yeah, but this little girl told me she loved me and I panicked and just ended up giving her everything.

-

Evan: So.. what's your type?

Jared: Most likely someone who I'm not constantly on the same page with, who I can sort of argue with playfully and who likes talking about their interests. And like, their favourite season is spring, and their favourite holiday is Halloween, and their cute.

Evan: Oh, that sounds like me.

Evan: Too bad I'm not cute.

Jared:

Jared: Did I mention stupid?

Evan: Uh... no?

Jared: Well I meant to. Just making sure.

-

Jared: I'm not doing too well.

Jared: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Evan: *Walks in*

Jared: Oh, there it is again.

-

Jared: What are you, five?

Evan: Yeah,

Evan: Five heads taller than you.

Jared:

Evan:

Jared:

Evan: I am so sorry, please don't kill me.

-

Alana: Great work with the halloween decorations! Where did you get the fake skulls from?

Connor: F a k e ?

-

Miguel: It's totally fine you didn't dress up for halloween.

Connor: Oh no, I'm dressed up as a straight person.

Evan: *Walks in wearing the same thing as Connor*

Connor, looking at Jared: See?

-

Miguel: What should I be for halloween?

Connor: My boyfriend.

-

Alana: Jared! What is this?

Jared: My to-do list.

Alana: Oh, that's great! I'm so glad that your starting to-

Alana:

Alana: Jared, this just says 'Evan'.

My Roman Empire is the 1 second frame of Baseball Game where you can see Whizzer's reaction to Marvin asking him out

HAPPY TRINA THURSDAY EVERYONE!!

All artists (including me) must now draw Trina from falsettos

happy whizzer wedensday,,, whizz,,er ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whizzer i love.yuo,

YES

i love you round tables square tables i love you everything will be alright i love you holding to the ground i love every single note of trinamarvin repairing their friendship