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Yeah yeah well. Whatever

its ok man its basically totally normal for two regular friends to jerk eachother off everbody does it dude its all good its not even gay its normal

This is from 1970 so my theory is they found out S&G were splitting up and couldn’t cope with this reminder LMAO

Who would like to adopt Simon & Garfunkel for free?

"Affectionate"

Ohhh this is fun! Thanks for tagging me @boxesofmold

1. I love them both but if held at gunpoint probably Paul

2. Paul

3. Bro has issues and is kind of a control freak with perfectionism which is is just like me tbh haha (also I think I’m funny and I’m short too).

4. I try not to be insane about it but there’s definitely something that went down between them

5. Probably a tree 😭

6. Playing guitar. I already play bass and my voice isn’t amazing

7. Basic choice I know but BOTW. I swear it literally changed my life.

8. Fakin’ it (username checks out)

9. April come she will because it’s almost April and it has been on repeat lately

10. Hiking with Art. I’m shockingly bad at sports and I know nothing about baseball so I’d probably deeply offend Paul.

11. Never meet them. All I wish for is for them to be friends again tbh.

12. I reckon Paul gives bear hugs so probably that option.

13. Ok this one is genuinely tricky for me…Probably Art’s voice because I study English so I can write pretty well (I’ll never be on Paul’s level though haha)

14. This one is funny af. I’m a lesbian so I’d let them marry LMAO

15. I’m not attracted to either of them but 60s Art is definitely more ‘pretty’ while 80s Paul is more ‘hot’ (I am so sorry 😭)

16. Either would be a nightmare sorryyy

17. Paul as an English teacher so he can teach me his ways

18. I’ve always loved their music but I think I really got into the fandom when I first listened to BOTW in full.

19. Mrs Robinson

20. My parents playing their greatest hits album in the car on all road trip.

21. How insane we are. Also how niche it is.

22. Artie - Breakaway Paul - Hearts and Bones

23. Artie - I only have eyes for you Paul - Peace like a river

24. Yes but just for the meme I swear 🙄🙄🙄

25. Ok it’s a lot and it was good actually

26. It was actually very fun ❤️

27. @times-up-alone-tonight and @hunginjeet any of my other followers feel free to participate too 💞

Simon and Garfunkel Q&A

Finally a tag game for all Simon and Garfunkel fans.

Rules: Honest answers, answer everything and have fun

Paul or Art who do you like more?

Paul or Art with which one can you identify more?

Why?

Do you ship them?

What would be your role in Alice in Wonderland?

Singing or playing guitar?

What’s your favourite album?

What song of them is the firth one that comes in your head right now?

What is (currently) your favourite song of them?

Hiking with Art or baseball with Paul?

Causing that they argue and forever split up or never meet them?

Touching (and messing) Art’s hair or hugging Paul?

Getting Art’s beautiful voice or getting Paul’s talent to write songs?

Get marriage to Art/Paul or let Art and Paul marry?

Who is hotter Paul or Art?

Which one would you marry? Paul or Art

Art as math teacher or Paul as English teacher?

How did you get into the S&G fandom?

What was your firth song you heard for them?

Where and why did you heard your firths song of them?

What do you love most about the fandom?

What’s you fave solo album? (One from Artie and one from Paul)

What’s your fave of their solo songs? (One from Artie and one from Paul)

Did you ever read a fanfic of them?

If yes, which and did you liked it?

Did you like this Q&A?

(Tag at least three people)

Prev tags on this saying that Paul’s crazy for jot admitting what this is really about make me think of this comment left under an analysis of this song…like…ok (also this commenter is in denial).

An early demo of Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Only Living Boy in New York” (excerpted from the 1975 BBC series on the duo). I wish this line had made it into the final version!

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

i think they should make more movies about real people but making them gay against their will. i think andrew garfield is a pioneer for what he did to real billionaire eduardo saverin

do you see my vision.

(from the Paul Simon TV special, 1977)

Holy crap he is always contradicting himself lmao. He said THIS in 1983 🙄

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1983/08/13/paul-simon-two-for-the-road/d4a3155e-9830-4728-8ad1-353d294d84f1/

I highly recommend that if you haven’t already please read this article. It’s amazing and a goldmine truly. Special thanks to @boysnberryfan for sharing it with me.

[About Art] Is it fair to characterize your relationship of thirty years as complicated as most marriages? (x)