We Should Abandon The Current US Government System And Replace It With The Ranking System In Warrior

What do you mean those hot ladies aren't trying to follow me because they think I'm hilarious???

time for me to laugh at old internet posts again

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Spider plushies by plaything_co

No fucking way

Wake up, slut! New spider just dropped!

Hello everyone. It is my honor, and privilege to formally introduce you too: Hotwheels sisyphus.

This, lovely specimen, is named after the fact, it's genitalia resemble a Hotwheels track! The second bit, of its name, of course comes from the ancient legend of Sisyphus, a man who is forever cursed with rolling a boulder, up a hill. This divine punishment, reminded the researchers Bo Liu and Feng Zhang, who discovered it, of the circular copulatory tube, of the spider, which is basically like a spider uterus. It has only been found in China, and it was discovered this year! They are the only species in the genus Hotwheels. And they are a sort, of ground spider! Unfortunately, not much is known about them, since they are a relatively new species.

If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

The sprigatito is named Bingle this is the best news yet.

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.