Which One Is Rigby, The Dog Or The Naked Man?????

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

Tai: The all time classic GuuDz quote. Truly a YouTube comment révolutionnaire.

<Joking> Hey guys I just had a new idea for how we can do tone indicators </Joking>

Hélène Cixous, The Newly Born Woman

just made the worst pizza ever

woman walking a husky and a maltese and her arms are splayed out like christ on the cross cause of their opposite temperaments. husky pointed like an arrow down the path and the maltese smelling the concrete with great slow consideration. she is grimacing. this is a new tarot card to me, but just another day on earth

I was a dick to my partner during covid isolation, and I was procrastinating on writing an apology, so – as one does – I eventually, half-seriously, googled apology templates.

And I found this amazing website. It did not bring me AT ALL closer to writing my partner an apology, but it brought me immeasurable joy. I made choked animal howling noises for much of my perusing time.

Sometimes they’re kind of normal (this one is a message saying “I can’t attend your org’s event because I disagree with their politics”) but the title is phrased hilariously.

Others are, in fact, hilarious.

Most are sincere, but not all:

“Zoom Incident”

And my favorite:

“I AM NOT SURE WHY I ASSUMED THAT HE WOULD NOT BE INDOORS WHEN I DROPPED BY ON MONDAY”

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree