I Need To Stop Picking At My Face But The Problem Is Theres Textures On There And I Would Prefer If There

smacked right in the mouth

COUGHING BOMB

VS

HYDROGEN BABY

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This is like God saying you live to worship him

One of this year's Olympic long jump competitors from the country of Arachnistan.

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

Female Zebra Jumping Spider (Salticus scenicus)

can't stop thinking about how silly executioner's swords look. you could flip burgers with that thang.

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes