“ummmmm Ur Bra Strap Is Showing :/ ”

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

crinoids are so insane what's up with them

????? plant

??????? plant whos schmoovin

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

oh, to be a dutch resident armed with rotten eggs,

Happened again :(

I'm sorry TikTok, I can't help it, brand accounts leaving comments roleplaying as a person on random posts makes me upset.

This happens to me too often. I'm starting to think I may be the problem.

there’s a longcat translation of the bible on the internet and i think about that every day