Aliens Have Captured You, And Placed You In One Of Their Nature Preserves. However, They Have Sorely

I learned how to love myself when I chose to love humanity. 

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

putting my saved r/196 posts on Tumblr

Originally posted by u/dullscythe

Happened again :(

I'm sorry TikTok, I can't help it, brand accounts leaving comments roleplaying as a person on random posts makes me upset.

This happens to me too often. I'm starting to think I may be the problem.

in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”

feels like a majority of the time being like "sorry if that was weird", "sorry if that made you uncomfortable", "sorry if I'm being annoying" etc. is more likely to come off as weird, make someone uncomfortable, or feel annoyed than whatever was initially said

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie