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can both of you stop?

BECAUSE I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BOTH IF YOU DONT STOP.

it’s like dealing with two brothers…

Z, don’t Tell people to kill themselves, please.

And Rick, stop trying to punch him.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Well.. Let me see if I can find a few things that are more.. lighter since I know you'll be going to the beach!

...

Ah! Here we go!

I'm thinking maybe something close to this! I'm not sure if it's too casual, if it is I can find something a bit more formal!

Oh, also, I found this shirt!

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

Evz.

Look at me.

(Their voice was quiet and sweet, a smile on their face.)

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

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-@rickz6725

(send 🕯️ to hear Val’s inner thoughts about your character)

Oh Z.. God my amazing Z..

It seems like just a day ago I met him in the Citadel.. He’s everything to me.. Mhm..

I love him so much… god.. so so so much.. I don’t even know if I can show it right.. Am I loving him right? Does he really love me? does he..?

I hope he’s doing okay. He seems a bit off. Maybe I’m just to anxious.. I do need to make sure he’s not doing anymore drugs.. I want to make sure he’s okay.. but I don’t want to come off as too worried..

He’s my other Rick.. My Rick.. I wanna kiss him. I love his hair.. his scars.. everything.. god I just can’t even explain it..

He’s different from other people I’ve dated.. that’s good.. I love him for that. He’s so sweet.. And he’s so hot.

…

I love Z.

I..

Hurt you?

oh god. no no no..

that's where you got it from...

I hurt you.

nononononononononono.

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

T-Thank you! I’ll see if I can come over, I wouldn’t mind!

I Just have to make sure I can, since my Rick does get extremely nervous when I do meet any other Rick’s, plus I think at some point that Priest Rick is gonna take me over to his lab at some point because of this.. thing.. on my back.

But, I’d love to come over!

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

are you doing anything special to celebrate Pride Month?

Mhm! It’s no problem!

thank you too... ive always been worried about being different.. being made fun of for years about it doesn’t help..

But uh.. Let me show you the mark..

That huge black thing is the mark… I have no idea what I got stabbed with but… It burns sometimes.. like a lot..

The night after I got ‘stabbed,’ I remember hearing some voices.. and feeling a horrible burning pain in my back..

I even have some scratches on my arm from I them too, but that’s nothing special.

Oh fuck.. I just noticed it spread more.. It used to be way smaller.

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.