Good Omens Characters As John Mulaney GIFs

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Okay but what if all of the potions edits in Snape’s old textbook were just things he overheard James say in potions class because “no Padfoot you crush the bean! Cutting it doesn’t do anything! Trust me my dad told me”

Venom (2018) is a Romcom, and here’s why

(or ”in this essay I will” joke gone very very wrong)

So, as most of us already noticed, Venom (2018) sure feels like a romantic comedy disguised as a superhero (well, antihero technically) movie. But is it truly? The short answer is yes, but I didn’t just spend my afternoon hunting proof to leave you with a short answer.

Now, I must note that Venom is really not the first superhero movie to mix another genre in. Off the top of my head, and perhaps most obvious, Ant-Man is mixing superheroics with a heist movie. Black Panther has the political thriller going. Thor: Ragnarok is a full blown cocktail, adding at least three more genres to the original one. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that someone thought to mix in romcoms, and I for one am grateful that our first example of it has alien slime falling in love with a guy.

Because that’s what happened, despite certain people bending over backwards just to not acknowledge it. But I promised you proof, so let’s get to it.

How do you determine if something is a romantic comedy or not? “That’s just the vibe I got” is really not going to cut it in a debate. But what is a vibe if not our subconsciousness recognizing a certain pattern? In this case, the pattern was the plot structure. Not being a huge fan of romcoms in general, though, I wasn’t sure how to put it into words. Thankfully, I didn’t need to: with a bit of googling, I found out that most articles have referred to the same source when it came to the romcom plot structure: a book “Writing the Romantic Comedy” by Billy Mernit. According to him, all romantic comedies can be broken down into seven story beats. How many of those would you guess does Venom follow? Hint: it’s all of them.

The rest under cut. Careful, spoilers start here!

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A piece of popcorn is probably as unique as a snowflake

http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1559677940 (via showerponderings)

Father Kinley : But at least I’ve pushed Lucifer and Chloe Decker apart, maybe it will be enough to stop the prophecy

Me, screaming at my computer with tears in my eyes :

castiel: angel of the lord, tablet breaker

Could you smite me? I'm just too stupid do accomplish anything and I'm going to flunk out of college so there really isn't much point of anything and you'd really be saving a lot of people a lot of trouble and money.

Hi my friend! Listen, I will never do that. Not to you, not to anyone. You do matter, people do care about you and no one, no one, not even you, are a waste of space. You have nothing to lose by continuing with uni, so please don’t so that. You can do this my friend, and you have people online and in real life that care for and can help you. Keep holding on my friend :)

I swear to god, Hillywood gets me every time. I’ve been screaming about Jensen and Jared for an hour!!

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man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.