The Marvel/Brooklyn Nine-nine Crossover Seems Intense

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

headcanon

When angst has a happy ending:

When angst does not have a happy ending:

Just imagine:  John Winchester comes back from death

John: Okey, tell me everything that happened.

Sam: It is really long story.

John: I’ve got time.

Sam and Dean: *tell all story*

John: So… You were fucking demon. And then…you… became one? What else? You’re friends with some vampires, werewolfs or other shit?

Sam: Actually, there is that one guy named Garth…

Dean: And I had Benny…

John: At least here in a bunker are just normal humans.

Dean: They are not here right now, but we don’t live alone

John: Oh God…

Sam: No, not him. He left. But he really makes amazing pancakes.

Dean: And got hot sister.

Sam: Dean, don’t pretend…

John: Don’t pretend what?

Dean: Well, we live here with my boyfriend Castiel. He is an angel.

Sam: Yeah, and we kinda adopted and raise together the nephilim, Jack.

John: Nephilim? You mean human-angel son?

Dean: Don’t look at me. He’s Lucifer’s.

John: Awesome, maybe now tell me Satan himself was here too!

Sam: He was.

Dean: In Cas. And in Sam.

John: In Sam, of course. Who else?

Dean: In Sam? I’m not sure about Gabriel.

Sam: Shut up.

John: Gabriel? The archangel?

Dean: One and only. But he was also banging Rowena here in a library. Before you ask, Rowena is a witch. And mother of Crowley, King of Hell.

Sam: Who was your bestie.

Dean: Now you shut up.

John: You know what? Screw it. I’ve got another son.

Sam and Dean: Shit. We forgot Adam.

A piece of popcorn is probably as unique as a snowflake

http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1559677940 (via showerponderings)

When your OTP makes out:

When your NOTP makes out:

I am Thor! 😊

oh shit i’m loki

Modern Hogwarts House Aesthetic

Ravenclaw

“The book is better”, reading Wikipedia articles for fun, talks in vine refences, 100% obsessed with Greek mythology at some point, mum jeans and cropped everything, a strong distaste for modern art, too many fandoms, a million tabs open on your phone, stopping mid-sentence to point out a dog 

Slytherin

Listening to albums on vinyl because aesthetic, wearing the same 5 pieces of jewelry everyday, coffee hoe, makes a new playlist for every situation, says “fight me” a lot but cant walk up flight of stairs without getting winded, childhood role model is Peggy Carter, can name their friends third childhood pet but can’t remember what they had for breakfast, walking out of the movie theater at night and feeling like you’ve traveled to another dimension

Gryffindor

Dying your hair in the bathroom sink, wearing sunglasses indoor because “I look cool ok”, always has to be doing something with their hands, candid photos and expert meme usage, gets a new hobby every other week, emotionally unstable, uses cheesy quotes for Instagram photos, lips painted red and messy signatures

Hufflepuff

Instagram is 80% photos of them frolicking in a field, runs an aesthetic blog, horrible puns and purposely bad pickup lines, obscure indie movies, hair dyed every colour of the rainbow, wanted to be a makeup artist, brutally soft, will fuck you up if you hurt their friends, boho chic

Oh my God, I couldn't bare those changes!😂#itssarcasamforthosewhodontgetit

10 Drastic Ways Supernatural Would Change If Dean Were Openly Bisexual:

Obviously it would be a complete upheaval of the show we’ve all come to know and love!  For example:

1.  He would openly check out men.

2.  And even flirt with them.  Subtly, of course.

And very smoothly.

3.  There might be recurring male characters with whom he shares a “profound bond.”

4.  Though of course, they’d need good chemistry, and maybe some visual symbolism (sparks flying, anyone?).

5.  Dean would probably check him out a lot – subtly, of course.

6.  There would be lots of long, soulful glances.

7.  And increasingly little personal space.

(Guys, leave room for Jesus.  Come on.)

8.  Several antagonists would be motivated primarily by keeping them apart. 

9.  There would probably be lots of mutual pining, which both parties assume to be unrequited. 

10.  LGBT viewers would get onscreen representation that would be neither permanently killed off, nor written out after one or two episodes.