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god help

i need to buckle down with oc creation. i have tobecome the change in the world etc and start creating tall buff autistic anime WOMEN. #feminism

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Misaaaaaa

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

she franken on my stein til i 'hateful day when I received life!' I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemlance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.'

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.