I Have Too

Pikmin 4 - Groovy Long Legs

Ok but what about when plane sign

new wiz lore

This my friends is why you look at the blog name

I beat the shit out of a woman in a grocery store after she stole and sold the Pinkie Pie plush my friend had just bought me. 

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Hey man not all men are like this (it’s me, I’m not like this(I’m autistic))

Banana for scale

THEY HIT THE SECOND TETRIS?!?!?

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

This is why I never interact with the fandoms of shows I watch

I’m getting yelled at by Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel fans because I’m telling them to stop assuming every single thing I make is a reference to that show

Top ten cheeses

extra sharp white cheddar eclipses all other cheeses completely and eliminates the need for a top ten cheeses list