So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much

EXACTLY!

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

The Blues Brothers (1980)

A poem about my lost slugpup, Timmy. A farewell poem that's long overdue.

Stop Scrolling! Especially if you’re trans!

There’s a far right organization masquerading as a health organization called the American College of Pediatricians. The page is horrifying. There’s a section dedicated to parents trying to force their kids to be cis. The section for teens is pure scaremongering. I’m not even getting into the part for doctors. The purpose of this is to ruin the lives of trans youth and, directly or indirectly, end those lives.

I will emphasize, I would not be here if this existed when I was outed.

The teens section also states you will be in lifelong pain after transition, this is not true. You will be happier as you. I can attest, after I accepted I was non-binary I was happier than I was before.

Erin Reed made a video on this which I highly recommend you watch, it goes a bit further into what this is. This organization is promoting and enabling violence, sentencing transgender children everywhere this website is used to death or a life that is not truly living. Act like this is the execution device it is.

Happy Trans Visibility Week everyone from the Prettiest Platypus!

Palestinian families in need of help

@helpamalsfamily -> gofundme (€2,997 raised of €53,000 goal)

@ahmedbasilps -> gofundme (€13,025 raised of €29,000 goal)

@hebanaseif -> gofundme (€5,762 raised of €50,000 goal)

@saeid19 -> gofundme (€1,731 raised of €50,000 goal)

@maramrafat -> gofundme (€5,131 raised of €45,000 goal)

@hayanahed -> gofundme (€99,310 raised of €100,000 goal)

@mahmodjsy -> gofundme ($10,846 raised of $25,000 goal)

@yaserkollab6 -> gofundme (€361 raised of €10,000 goal)

@yehiaalqoqa6 -> gofundme (€4,565 raised of €50,000 goal)

@helenbasil10 -> gofundme (€1,153 raised of €40,000 goal)

@loaykolabloay-2 -> gofundme (€3,504 raised of €30,000 goal)

@shamfarhat1 -> gofundme ($13,205 raised of $29,500 goal)

@samifamilysblog -> gofundme (€2,996 raised of €30,000 goal)

@hazem-suhail -> gofundme (€24,826 raised of €50,000 goal)

We will make this live longer than Sans Undertale

We need more numbers like these

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.