Sweetpotatoliker - Mock Turtle

IF THE ROUTINE NO LONGER SERVES, YOU MUST ALTER THE PATTERN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? YOUR LIFE STARTS WITH YOU

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

reblogging is so fun when you have absolutely 0% audience. i am the dream sequence in frog and toad rn where toad is screaming on the stage and frog keeps getting smaller and smaller

coping with exams by posting on tumblr for the first time in my life. anyway I am so madly in love with clay pool from the shama trilogy because there is truly a blank space in the market for loser lesbians and she is literally the Ideal.

i mean look at her… this frame… she’s so me. seeing one (1) pretty girl and immediately puts my own life in danger to free her from jail. god clay is sooo… i could write a ton more cleverer things about her but I just want to say here that she’s So Special To Me and I love her very much. that tweet that was about breaking the cycle of abuse and ending with the words “but i think clay can do it. clay’s nice.” TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN!! clay WILL do it.. she IS nice. i am holding her Gently in my hands. she’s so boyfriend material if you know what I mean. she is a girl boyfriend. she is a boy girlfriend. do you get it.

describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

some little reminders i needed today <3

@lilcowgirl7 \ anaïs nin mirages: the unexpurgated diary: 1939-1947 \ jeanette winterson why be happy when you could be normal? (via @weltenwellen) \ @sunsbleeding \ dante émile it’s winter, i’m not in love yet but i’d like to be \ franz kafka the diaries of franz kafka, 1910-1913: “january 2, 1912” (via @dailykafka) \ sheryl st. germain going home: new orleans \ mary oliver dream work: “wild geese” (via @lesbianherstorian​) \ @inkskinned \ bryan washington visitor (via @typewriter-worries) \ nia vardalos tiny beautiful things (via @julykings​) \ ada limón the hurting kind: “it’s the season i often mistake” (via @firstfullmoon​) \ lev st. valentine there’s this game i play every morning (via @darkerthanerebus​) \ raymond carver rain (via @figtreeification​) \ anis mojgani songs from under the river: “here i am” (via @saintsebastiensbf​)

buy me a chai latte

since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?