Psst... Baby viking trio
Okay, love that!
-as a younger child, Denmark was a lot more keen on protecting both Sweden and Norway. Norway wasn't sentient and was probably off somewhere eating dirt, and Sweden was incredibly stubborn and refused to listen. It frustrated the crap out of baby Den.
-Norway was both a gremlin child and a perfect angel child simultaneously. He could be super sweet and cute while also biting the shit out of someone's arm.
-Norway and Denmark were both very very stubborn, and they both disagreed a lot. Sweden essentially got to watch some of the most intense yet also strangely pathetic cat fights. One of them always ended up crying.
-Sweden had terrible eyesight, as we all know, but it was a lot worse when he was a child, so the others came to the only logical conclusion... Sweden is definitely cursed. The other two literally spent months trying to figure out what horrible sin Sweden could have committed to be so severely cursed. Sweden had to later explain to them that no, he did not cross any wizards or witches in his time, he just has really shitty eyesight.
-Norway would take very specific things very personally for no reason the others could explain. Denmark loved riling Norway up, so he would do everything in his power to piss him off. Some of these things include: giving Norway a nickname he didn't like, chewing with your mouth open (Denmark's natural state) and pulling Norway by his clothes. Norway would go fully ballistic if you did any of those things and Denmark made it his life mission to do each and every single one.
-Denmark was a lot more calm and generally more intelligent when he was younger. His decent into chaos was very gradual, but for the other two, it was really weird to watch Denmark go from a pretty responsible, calm leader to 'I'M GONNA SET SOMEONE ON FIRE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP MEEEEE' Needless to say, Sweden found the transformation very funny.
I think that's enough for now. I love this ask. Anything child Nordic centric in general is always an absolute win on this blog.
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Music: Osomatsu-san OST - Drive by Yukari Hashimoto
βοΈ winter wonderland βοΈ
THE URGE TO DRAW FANART BUT IT MIGHT SUCKππ
chibi nordic 5 family
THE FACT THAT EVEN DEVIL JYUSHI IS CRYING
THE ANGEL OSOMATSU NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO DO
THE METAPHOR FOR ACCEPTANCE
I AM SO MENTALLY ILL ABOUT THIS WHOLE SET
ONTO THE NEXT ONE
DO YOU SEE??!? DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!! THE STRUGGLE WITH THEIR IDENTITY, THEIR INNER PAINS, THEIR SELF-ACCEPTANCE, THE CONFUSION WITH THEIR OWN SELF??!!?? DO YOU SEE!!!!!!!!!! *FUCKING BLOWS UP FOREVER*
Animate has a special event going on where, with the purchase of the first BD/DVD and other goods from Animate, youβre given a random copy of the job application form that the sextuplets filled out in episode 2! Someone managed to get them all and uploaded pictures.Β
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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Osomatsu Available work days: 3 days a week Desired monthly salary: β Skills: Horse race betting, Pachinko What occupation are you looking for: Big charismatic legend PR (Public Relations*): [Type of occupation] I wish to leave for work at 11 AM, and come back home at 3 PM. [Your future goals] I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE PLAYING AROUND *This part is the area where you sell yourself to the company
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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Karamatsu Available work days: FOREVER 5 days a week Desired monthly salary: AN AMOUNT THAT CORRESPONDS TO MY WORTH 200,000-300,000 yen Skills: IβVE GAINED ALL THAT IS NECESSARY Nothing in particular What occupation are you looking for: SILENCE AND SOLITUDE Office work PR: [Type of occupation] NO ONE CAN STOP A WARRIOR I will do my best, no matter what type of work is given to me [Your future goals] LOVE AND PEACE I want to live peacefully with my family
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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Choromatsu Available work days: 5 days a week Desired monthly salary: 200,000 yen Skills: Kanji proficiency level 6, English proficiency level 6γ(*The number indicates a very low level) What occupation are you looking for: Businessman PR: [Type of occupation] I would like something that has all aspects of social insurance and includes a good welfare program. [Your future goals] I wish to live independently, have my own family, and serve society. Please look upon me favorably!
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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Ichimatsu Available work days: None in particular ΰΈ Desired monthly salary: Nothing in particular ΰΈ ΰΈ Skills: Cat proficiency level 2 ΰΈ ΰΈ ΰΈ Β (*The number indicates a high level) What occupation are you looking for: CAT ΰΈ PR: [Type of occupation] Nothing in particular ΰΈ [Your future goals] Nothing in particular ΰΈ ΰΈ
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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Jyushimatsu Available work days: Desired monthly salary: BASEBALL Skills: What occupation are you looking for: PR: [Type of occupation] ANYTHING FUN WOULD BE GOOD [Your future goals]
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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Todomatsu Available work days: 4 days a week Desired monthly salary: 1 million yen Skills: English proficiency, Japanese proficiency What occupation are you looking for: IF I CAN EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS WITH THE FEMALE STAFFβ‘ then Iβll do anything PR: [Type of occupation] Any place where I can work my smile would be A-OK β‘ [Your future goals] I want to go up to the highest rank possible, even if it means doing whatever it takes β
OM- THE DONOS ARE THE BEST
RANBOO'S STREAM WAS SO SERIOUS, AND THEN THERE'S THE DONOS:
And my personal favourite:
buddy, I think you're doing just fine.
(this post is NOT an invitation to start bashing on Wu btw βοΈ he's trying his best I just think his season 9 antics are. kinda funny.)