Sweetestpunk - The Shack

good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!

Lads

i present to you: one of the strangest christmas photos ever i think

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok