Sweet-dr3amer - Rhea

inhaling insane amounts of copium rn

It's a good thing Lestat is immortal because he would NOT age gracefully. He would swear off smiling at the first hint of a laugh line and fail miserably. He has goldfish brain already so any degradation of cognitive function would be devastating. The first gray hair would trigger a full blown meltdown. If he started to LOSE hair he would also lose all will to live

whoops

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

<3

(Do it or i'll burn u in ur bed/j)

i agree with that last line

feel so awkward whenever ppl hear i like nbc hannibal lecter bc nbc hannibal is basically a cartoon villain with time-stopping evidence-erasing godlike superpowers whose sole follies are being bored and gay for will graham. it’s also fun to seriously examine him as a terrifying psychological villain but at the end of the day he’s closer to a yandere mary sue than your standard abusive serial killer and idk i find that silly. he also has great tits

cringe father son moments on the tulpar 🫶

before you think "will there actually be a next time :(" yes there absolutely will be because this is in my au where jimmy gets fired early on before he does irreversible damage which means i can have all the wholesome found family shenanigans i want on this gatdang ship without threat of The Horrors. yes this is how i cope.

this doesnt really fit here but it is cute so,,, screw it

we do not acknowledge canon in this house <3

i like to think caelus likes to ask questions (both serious and silly) and dan heng enjoys answering all of them :3

Yeah this checks out

let withers assign you a Baldur’s Gate 3 character to romance (roll wisdom saving throw with disadvantage)