Tfw You Remember The Pizza You Put In The Oven 2 Hours Ago

The one thing I'm always getting scolded for...

Me: *Touches an object in shop to feel texture* c: mm yes nice *touches an object, touches an object, touches an objec--*

Mum: Stop....

Me: ..... *quietly touches an object*

That actually makes sense and i hate it

pomegranates are just inverted corn.

Bring it on

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly

Tbh i never watched Titanic. But it can't be worse than that

I think my soul just left my body

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Shut up you skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice-cream-cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full-blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones Flintstone hormone friendzoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up.

Me after 3 months in Corontine:

It's a mental breakdown!

*kazoo solo*

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog