That Would Be Great

That actually makes sense and i hate it

pomegranates are just inverted corn.

Yea no he lives here now

Pistooool

“Istanbul (Not Constantinople)” with every second beat removed

un-snorp syndrome

the year is 2XXX, a family sits eating dinner. the son quietly eats his food, much to his mother’s dismay. “son. you’re not snorping your beans like you used too,” she says, frowning. the boy sighs, setting his fork down in defeat. “yes mother, i know. i just haven’t been feeling… snorpy lately.” the whole family gasps, staring at the un-snorpy boy in horror. a baby is heard crying in the distance. sirens begin to go off, echoing down the neighborhood. the front door is suddenly whipped open, the FBI pouring in like a flood. the boy cries, for he knows what has been done. he is taken away to snorp camp. and never seen again.

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

does anyone remember that one meme thats like “the boings” over a picture of airplanes smiling . i was obsessed with it my friends would be like do not send that stupid boings again

“Lay Down” by Caravan Palace feels like “Lone Digger”‘s evil cousin

I'm all of the above.

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like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D