It's 3am And I'm Laughing So Hard.

people who use and interpret :) as menacing or cruel or ominous are my mortal enemies

I guess this is it...

Today's the day lads!

(Yes this is an actual event in my calendar. Once year i see it snd do everything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books)

So true

day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy

day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove

He looks

BOILED

@dumbasswithapen literally us <3

come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

Talita is always a naked little creature in her baby pictures, I'm guessing she either didn't need or wouldn't tolerate clothes till she got older. Is that accurate?

If you wanna try putting a tiny pair of pants on this thing, be my guest

Memes...