Golden Times Omg

Why is this not FLOODING my feed?!

Don Cheadle rocking this shirt while hosting SNL is EVERYTHING.

Thank you, Don ❤❤❤

Imagine if Thor still had his hammer during infinity war:

Peter Parker: hey! Hey mister Thor! You dropped this!

Peter: *holding mijonir*

Thor: *looks down to see this tiny innocent child*

Thor:…

Loki: …

Hulk: …

Avengers: …

Thanos: …

Everyone else: …

Tony: see him? That’s my kid. Right there. In the Spider-Man suit.

Tony: kid you’re doing great!

Tony: he’s the best. A literal angel.

What’s your fantasy?

someone: why do you like the xmen so much?? i mean they're cool and all but so are the avengers

me internally: because the xmen are a group of oppressed people who are Constantly fighting for their survival and equality, while also fighting for all of mankind, the people who actively discriminate against them, when they really don't have to (unlike the avengers who mainly spend their time fighting each other or not caring about mutants). Their story of oppression is relatable to those who deal with discrimination and oppression in real life, therefor making their story all the more compelling. Not to mention, the xmen stories have magneto who is one of the most interesting, complexing and captivating villain, (if you can even call him that), in the entire marvel universe.

me out loud: idk they have pretty cool powers

Too much

Sometimes it all gets a little too much. There are these thoughts, horrible, loud, screaming thoughts inside your head. You can’t explain it all, even when traitorous tears run down your cheeks. And when people ask what’s wrong, it’s too difficult to explain to them how you feel so empty all the time and everything is colorless. So instead you say, “I’m fine.”

a real life text convo between me and my overly flirty friend, that reminded me a little too much of peter and michelle

Say it louder for the people in the back

In the first sw movie, they first meet in a forest where Rey ran to hide from lotsa shit it’s complicated anyways. He finds her, tries to kill her, then he freezes her (she can’t move but she’s still conscious) and tries to rip information from her mind, which is clearly a very painful process.

After that, he sedates her, takes her to his ship, and literally mind-rapes her. Again he tries to get information, says things like “you know I can take what I want”, etc (the scene was compared to rape/abuse by ppl who were involved in the making, too. It’s not just fanon).

Long story short Rey escapes blah blah and the next time they meet is when Kylo’s father, Han Solo (who has become a father figure to Rey, “he’s like the father you never had”) tries to get Kylo to stop being a murderous nazi. Kylo says “hm. Interesting” and stabs his father in the gut (right in front of Rey), then tosses him in a deep pit (star wars just loves these deep pits, someone falls into one like twice a movie).

Rey and her new pal Finn escape the building. The planet they’re on is about to blow up. What does Kylo do? Does he let them go because there’s literally no point in chasing after 2 randos on a dying planet? Nope! He runs after them, throws Rey 4 meters up in the air and into a tree, which puts her out for some time. While she’s out, Kylo proceeds to put Finn into a coma by almost slicing his spine in two.

Rey wakes up, they fight again. Kylo tells her she needs a teacher. Rey says “aha” and slices Kylo’s face in half, then escapes the planet before it explodes.

From these 2 scenes they have together, people (mostly adult women (m o s t l y)) started saying how Rey is going to redeem him, Rey is the key to everything, they need Rey to have his kid so that there’ll be a new Skywalker baby etc, completely ignoring how much the 19 year old Rey loathes this greasy 30 year old incel who went to the dark side because “his parents weren’t paying enough attention to him :( ”, also completely ignoring how Kylo Ren tortured Rey, hates her (“He hates her. This garbage picker.”) and emotionally manipulates her (“you’re noone. But not to me”).

They reduce Rey to her womb (the “ reylo needs to be canon bc Skywalker baby 😍😍 ” folk), reduce her to a plot device, someone who only exists to redeem this unredeemable manchild.

i don't get why everyone is hating on ben :( he did nothing wrong

Ah yes

you’re right

He did absolutely

 Nothing wrong

to anyone. He and Rey are such good

soulmates. He is such a good, mature, normal

well behaved person who deserves the world :)

FINN?

naked???

leaking?????