SO ACCURATE OMFG
Tom + Loki:
Chris + Steve
Clint + Jeremy:
Natasha + Scarlett:
Chris + Thor:
Mark + Bruce
Tony + RDJ
Fury + Samuel:
okay, sometimes I like to think what it would be like and I write in my fanfictions (but they are in portuguese) and I wanted to share with you guys, so here we are
i’m sorry that i don’t know how to write fluff. I’m used to be a drama queen but hey! its always time to try new things, right?
hope you like it
(crappy english ahead)
i think it would be like you two study in Midtown but never crossed paths
you have heard of Peter but you never thought deeply about him
you might have one or two classes together
detail: he always lived in the building across the street
the train you ride to go to school would be the same as his
but again you’ve never noticed him
mostly ‘cause the train was always full
until one day
it was a raining day and you woke up late for school
you just threw on a hoodie and forgot to wear proper pants, keeping the captain america pajama pants
and you got very wet on the way into and out the train, running like never before
when you got to the class soaked and feeling dizzy you looked for your seat
you spent the whole Chemistry class sneezing and feeling cold
“hey, are you alright?”
you looked beside you where the voice came from and surprised yourself
there was that boy that you’ve never talked before
what you heard about Peter Parker was that he was the sweetest and smartest boy in Midtown
you tried to sound fine but your mouth kept shaking while you answered
“y-yeah, j-just feeling a l-little cold” “you’re soaking wet, are you sure?” “uh-hu. It’s fine”
but Peter being Peter didn’t let it go that easily
when the period was over he ran into you and touched you lightly in the shoulder
you turned around to find him wearing the sweetest smile you’ve ever seen
“um… I have some gym clothes in my locker that you could wear. I-If you want to, of course!”
you never paid attention to him before and he was now helping you
“it’s okay, Peter. I-I’m fine” “it would be just a minute!”
before you could say anything, he ran through the corridor and back with clothes in his hand
you smiled at him and thought to yourself: nobody has ever done anything like this for me
“i’ll go and change”
you ran into the bathroom and changed your wet clothes to Peter’s gym clothes and dried yourself with some papertowels
when you left the bathroom you found Peter waiting for you and he just smiled again melting your heart
“as much as I liked your Cap’s pants, I prefer my gym shorts”
he just stared for a moment and then took off his hoodie, giving it to you
“here, take it” “no, Peter, it’s okay” “I insist”
and you took it
and you never forgot his scent again
after that you started noticing Peter everywhere you went
and you realized that you never saw him in Delmar’s or some classes or by the window sitting in his desk studying or in the train
it was crazy how you never really saw Peter Parker before that
you started to get closer one day when the train ride was almost empty and you sat by his side, watching him taking one of his earbuds off to hear what you had to say
“hey, I never thanked you for that day so… thank you for helping me. And I’m bringing your clothes tomorrow!”
he just molded his lips in that shape that you thought for hours and hours never leaving your mind
“it’s f-fine, Y/N. If you need anything, y-you can call me… or…” “maybe we should hang out some time”
at first, he was surprised by your offer
but he smiled again and offered you one of his earbuds
“do you like music?” “of course! I’m human, right?”
he mentally slaped himself and blushed hard
so you two started to talk more and more
your boring train ride turned into a laugh session with him that you wished that would never end
History and Chem would be way more fun with him sitting by your side and passing notes about how Iron Man was better than Cap
and you would laugh for hours
lunches would be shorter when you passed by his side
he even introduced you to his friends!
you and Ned clicked right away and Michelle… well, Michelle is Michelle
friday nights would be busy with movie marathons in Neds
and it was all good until one day
you were having a Star Wars marathon in Neds and Peter sat by your side in the couch
Ned was sitting on the floor and slowly falling asleep
and you and Peter were the only ones awake
but it was a stressful day for the boy ‘cause he had a Spanish quiz and had to do lots of Chem homework
it all led him to be the epitome of tiredness
and in a blink, he was laying on the free space on the couch and looked so comfortable that you couldn’t just not stare
when Episode III was almost in the end you found yourself yawning and your eyes closing more and more
you didn’t remember how you fell asleep
but you remembered very well to wake up laying on his chest
it was awkward when you woke up from the flash of Neds cellphone sound
Peter immediatly got up and you just sat there blushing h a r d
after that day you and Peter didn’t really talk for a couple of days
not because you didn’t want to, but because you couldn’t
not after you realized
you liked Peter. A lot.
so you started to watch him from your window
often he would be in his desk studying or trying to fix pieces that he would collect from the streets
it was all normal until
“what’s that climbing onto Peters window?”
HOLY SHIT
Spider-man
and then you saw spider-man taking off his mask
and surprise again, it was peter fucking parker.
you tried your best to ignore him in school, Delmars, the train, everywhere basically
but
it was inevitable to not talk to him one morning when the train was empty and you and him were the only ones there
“why are you ignoring me? Is that because you slept in my chest? ‘Cause it’s alright, i kinda liked and…” “when were you gonna tell me you’re spider-man? And… wait, you liked? “WHAT?”
he tried his best to deny that he was spider-man, but after a lot of invalid arguments he just gave up
and he literally begged on his knees to you keep it as a secret
your friendship was back again and now built in trust and love
he even invited you to study sessions in his apartament
and you met May and she loved you
“Peter has a pretty girl friend and never told me?”
hard blushing
one night you were reading a book and heard something in your window
you looked for something to use as a weapon and found your shoe
when you came closer to the window you found Peter leaning on and looking terrible
“oh fuck, what happened to you?” “I was fighting bad guys and didn’t end very well. Wait… were you going to hit me with your shoe?” “Forget about that. Sit on the bed now”
he did as told to and you looked for something to fix his wounds and bruises
when you got back with a first-aid kit you started to clean his fresh wounds and clean the blood while he tried to maintain his composure
“ok Peter, I found really cool that you were spider-man at first but now I’m scared as shit” “how come?” “you never showed up with open-up wounds. I used to ignore the bruises but now I’m worried about you” “you… you worry about me?”
his face was so precious. it looked like he had stars in his eyes
“of course I do, silly. I care a lot about you” “I never thought so” “now you know so.”
that night, when he left, you couldn’t stop smiling at the warmth of his body and how much you would like to have that moment again and again
after that he would always show up in your apartament looking for help with his wounds and bruises and of course, you would always help him
night after night he would spend more time in your room just looking for a talk to distract him and you would laugh for hours
one day at lunch you sat at the usual table and found Ned already sitting there
when you asked where was Peter he didn’t know how to answer
but you found the answer when you looked at the cafeteria entrance and found Peter not alone, but in the company of Liz Allan
he was wearing the same sweet smile that he used to give to you and made you feel special and now you felt awful
maybe he didn’t like you that way
oh, that’s okay. I didn’t expect to
but you did
that night you were laying on your bed with your tears burning your cheeks while you tried to sleep
you totally forgot about Peter until he jumped inside your room, bringing snacks on his other arm
when you saw him you immediatly tried to wipe the tears away
“Y/N? What’s wrong?”
you couldn’t bring yourself to ask him, so you just smiled and breathed slowly
“nothing. Just allergies.” “oh, okay. I brought some snacks for us…” “if you don’t mind, I’m a little tired tonight and tomorrow will be a long day, so…” “uh, alright. If you need me…” “yeah, I know”
the next day you asked Ned if Peter and Liz were a thing
Ned tried to keep it to himself but he couldn’t not tell you.
“Peter kinda likes her”
it broke you entirely
you feld your legs go numb and your body trying to float away but you just stood there smiling again, reassuring him that you were okay
then you started to avoid Peter again
you would just give him excuses about not feeling well or being late for something or even busy
you just couldn’t look at his face when his star-eyes weren’t meant for you
he even stopped coming in your room at night
it was like that until one day you were trying to sleep and heard a sound and sat up right away
you saw Peter climbing into your room and looking at you with worry
“Y/N? Sorry to wake you up.” “what are you doing here, Peter?” “shit, I’m… Why are you avoiding me? Did I do something wrong?” “do you like Liz?”
your question caught him off guard and you felt stupid
“what?” “do you care about me at all?” “why would you say that? Of course I do!” “then why don’t you show that? I know Liz is way more pretty and smart than I am but I’m still your friend!” “shit, Y/N. What’s going on?” “admit it!” “admit what?” “admit that you like her. Please finish this so I can live in peace and not in the dark again.” “I used to like Liz. But now I don’t”
you felt your chest getting smaller at every sentence
Peter sat right next to you and watched your face
even in the dark you could see his beautiful features and your heart was racing the time with anxiety
“then why would you come here every night? If you were looking for a friend, why wouldn’t you come to Ned’s or Michelle’s?” “because I wasn’t.”
he got even closer and looked you in your eyes.
again, you could see the stars in it and felt a warmth spreading over your chest and your cold hand got warm
he was holding it
“I care about you. I like you or… or even m-more.”
with that he pecked your lips in a fast and sweet kiss that left the taste of his soft ones lingering there
that’s when you realized
you were slowly falling in love with Peter Parker
I LOVE this
Author’s Note: I really love these headcannon lists so I decided to try them out, hope you enjoy <3
Warning(s): swearing and Deadpool tbh
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
• LMAO LORDY HERE WE GO
•meeting him by chance at Starbucks. -they’d call out ‘Stark’ to come pick up your drink and Peter would freak out.
•he’d try and talk to you about the ‘stark internship’ and you’d be like 'tf are you?’ -“Hi I’m P-Parker Pete, I mean Peter Parker” -“okay do you want like an autograph or something???”
•he’d be like stumbling over his words and you’d think he was cute so you’d sign his arm with your number and he’d freak out. •he wouldn’t know whether or not to call you or how to talk to you so he just wouldn’t. -Ned yelling at him bc Peter is stupid. •and you’d be upset that this Parker Pete dude didn’t call you back and Tony would try to cheer you up. •you’d be a huge Spider-Man fan •like high-key Spidey fan •and for some reason Tony forgot to tell you that he knew Spiderman. •so you’d flip shit when Tony would come into the compound with an unmasked Spiderman. -“you?? Know?? SPIDEY?? And you??? Didn’t??? Tell me???” -“(Y/N) please, I’m old and highly susceptible to heart attacks” •then you’d flip shit on Peter for not calling you. -“and you Parker Pete! You didn’t call me??” •completely ignoring the fact that Peter is spiderman. •dropping by during training sessions. •distracting Peter. •getting sent out bc you’re too distracting. •convincing Tony to let you go public school so you can 'monitor’ Peter’s progress. •Peter showing off your friendship to everyone. •picking up Ned and Peter in one of Tony’s flashy cars just to prove Flash wrong. •sticking up for Peter 99.9% of the time. •Peter being grateful for having you as a friend. •friend :’) •you end up crushing on Peter haaaard -it being painfully obvious to everyone but Peter -Ned teasing you for it until the end of time. •he asks you out at one of Liz’s parties during 7 minutes of heaven. -“so- *kiss*-I was thinking- *kiss*-maybe later we could- *kiss*” -“yes Peter I’ll go out with you” •keeping it a secret from Tony bc he thinks dating will interfere with Peter being Spiderman. •dating for like a year behind Tony’s back. •the avengers finding out bc Wanda accidentally reads your thoughts one day :) -“you made out with Peter?” -“WHo toLd yOu ThAt?” •overprotective mother!Steve Rogers. •dates swinging above the New York skyline. •cute nicknames •angel •baby •dARLInG •Peter sneaking into your room when he gets hurt. •making up crazy excuses when Tony almost barges into your room. -“IM ON MY PERIOD! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” -“I’m too old for this” •Tony inviting Peter to team dinners. -holding hands under the table. -blowing kisses when Tony isn’t looking. •makeout sessions on the roofs of sky scrapers. •attempting to do the Spider-Man kiss. -“Peter I think we’re doing this wrong” -“No I got this” *web snaps* “AHhH” •“Y/N NO” “Y/N YES” •Ned being disturbed by your PDA. •kisses by the lockers. •flash flirting with you •jealous!Peter •he’d like clench his jaw and glare and you’d find that really hot tbh. •but then flash would say some dumb shit like “how’d penis Parker get a hot babe like you?” •you almost breaking Flash’s arm •Peter cheering you on.
•Slapping Peter’s ass at school when no ones looking
•Peter blushing all the time bc it happens on a daily basis
•Getting angry at your dad when he takes away Peter’s suit. -“Y/N talk to me” -“Not until you give Peter back his suit” -“he doesn’t deserve it” -“he deserves everything in the world and so much more than you. He tried to help you, but you didn’t listen!” •Tony being hurt bc you’ve never fought with him before. •him wondering why you’re defending Peter. •it finally clicking that you’re dating Peter. •Tony being mad at you for keeping it a secret. •Peter not wanting to come between you and your dad’s close relationship •coming to Peter’s defence when Tony tries to 'kill’ him. -“dad no! I love him” -“you love me?”
-“ew this is so sweet I can feel the diabetes already”
•PDA around the avengers tower after that -“The 'making out’ is disturbing me”
-“Same, Thor, same”
•cuddles -“you’re really soft” -*you booping peters nose* “yeah well you’re really cute” •dad jokes.
-“Peter! Peter! What time did the man go to the dentist?!’’
-”(Y/N) go away"
-“Tooth hurt-y! get it?” •study dates -turning into makeout sessions -resulting in you guys being supervised by vision •you trying on the suit -almost suffocating -accidentally swinging out into the streets of New York -you going to hospital -lectures from Tony. •getting the talk from Wade -crying afterwards bc Wade is weird. -Tony trying to kill Wade •“PETER NO” “PETER YES” •passing notes in class •staring at each other in class •detentions together -resulting in you making out in the back. -resulting in you guys getting kicked out of detention -never getting detention from other teachers bc they are disturbed by teen romance •girl talks with Michelle and Liz -Ned and Peter trying to spy on you guys -Ned and Peter treating it like a secret mission and having code names. -“Nedstar 101, I have visual on the birds” -“copy that Peterpiper” -“you know we can see you guys right” -“abort mission! abort mission! We’ve been compromised!” •getting mad when Peter doesn’t ask you to homecoming. -him being really confused bc he thought he didn’t have to ask since you guys were dating. •Peter getting the silent treatment. -“BaBbBeeee” -“PlEASe talk to mEee” •Asking Ned for help -failing miserably and making you even more mad. •going to Tony for help -also failing miserably. -“she’s your daughter??? How did this go so wrong???” -“I don’t know!? I’m a failure!?” •Peter sitting outside your bedroom door for like 2 hours. -forgiving him when you come home to find him sleeping there. •tickle fights -Peter accidentally kicking you in the face. -going to the hospital again. -getting lectures from Tony and Steve. •cooking with Aunt May •May loves you •girl talks with May -Peter trying to spy on these. •going to Thai restaurants with May and Peter -sometimes Tony would come -things would get weird -Thai food puns •May and Peter coming to spend family holidays with you and the avengers. -Tony being weird with Aunt May -reJectIoOoN •forehead kisses •Peter bringing you lunch bc you always forget to eat. •Peter crying over the titanic -“Pete are you crying?” -“No this is liquid pride” •Movie nights with the Avengers -Tony and Peter crying and laughing over the same scenes -you and the avengers being weirded out. •Peter braiding your hair •Playing with Peter’s hair -it helps him fall asleep or calm down from stress. •falling asleep on one another -the avengers taking photos of you guys -someone knocking something over effectively waking you up. -proceed to you screaming at the avengers for like 5 minutes. •naps together •you being the big spoon -Peter never admiting that to anyone. -you telling everyone. •late night calls -effectively running up Tony’s phone bill. -“Y/N WHY IS YOUR CELL PHONE BILL OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!” -“I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A PROBLEM I MEAN WE’RE BILLIONAIRES” •Tony showing off you and Peter’s relationship -cos he’s a proud dad -uncle!Tony loves his spiderling. •You making Peter the happiest he’s ever been and vice Versa. •“I love you” “Meh you’re alright Pete”
high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)
Okay so I don’t wear glasses and I put my best friend’s on as a joke, but while I was reading my book he took a picture of me and when I saw it I felt such a Michelle Jones vibe lol and the fact that he took this picture without me seeing it just made me see him as Peter Parker help
hey guys so i've just rewatched IT chapters 1 and 2 for like the 1000th time and i'm craving for some reddie content, can anyone recommend your favorite fanfics or even comics? it can be one-shots or not it doesn't matter I just rly miss my boys 😭
MJ: *ranting about how prom is a symbol of our backwards society and that it needs to be abolished for all sorts of reasons*
Pete: Hey MJ, you wanna go to prom with me?
MJ: *stops rant* Wait...seriously? This isn't a prank?
Pete: Uh...I mean, Liz moved away, Cindy's going with Ned, and every other girl I asked has been taken. So...why not?
MJ: Wow...so pretty much, you just confessed that you weren't listening to me for the last five minutes.
Pete: You just have to say no-
MJ: -fine, I'll go with you to the stupid prom. My views on this backwards, insipid event is still the same but you asked nicely.
Pete: ...
*CUT TO THE END OF THE MOVIE, Pete, Ned, and Cindy Moon are picking up MJ at her place*
Ned: How much you wanna bet she didn't dress up? I mean, this is MJ we're talking about.
Pete: I'm surprised she even agreed to go with me...to ...prom...holy shitake mushrooms-
MJ: *walks down the stairs in a fabulous red dress, in honor of the original Mary Jane's red hair. Zendaya's modeling experience is in full-display in this scene*
Peter, Ned, Cindy: *staring in complete disbelief*
MJ: *to Peter* What? You really thought I was going to go to prom in baggy jeans and a band shirt?
Peter: Uh...um...wow, you look...you look...wow. Just wow!
MJ: Wow indeed. Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.
*Movie ends there*
insp
#the cutest
i honestly don’t think i will ever escape dwayne johnson movies…
‘cause last january, my family and i saw moana…
come may, it was baywatch…
and today, it was jumanji.
by now, you’d think i would be sick of him, right? i’ll admit, it was a little awkward to watch the rampage trailer today right before jumanji - a little bit of “rock” overload, really - but dammit, he is just so likable and charming, it’s hard to really get sick of seeing him.
(and he’s super easy on the eyes. damn you, dwayne johnson, for being so nice and charming and hot.)
you think Bill Skarsgard deserves an OSCAR for playing Pennywise the dancing clown in IT