FUCK IT For All The Posts I've Seen Of People Talking About How They Want More Asks Everyone Is Still

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Jess the Secretary, Frank the Driver, Kara, and Lena

So Jess is understood as Lena’s secretary. And I’ve seen a ton of fics list her driver as Frank.

I need a fic about how Jess and Frank are related because Jess’ uncle is Frank’s husband. And there’s just this small Chinese-Italian extended family living in National City that thinks very highly of Lena Luthor…but Supergirl? Think freaking ice. No one messes with their girl.

Meanwhile this family also all know about Kara Danvers. Because she’s that lady who doesn’t know how to make an appointment with the countries busiest tech CEO. Or she’s the woman who feels chili cheese curly fries with extra broth and ketchup are an appropriate food for a Bentley.

The killing blow would be, what if Jess Haung’s family owns the restaurant that makes the best potstickers in town. So one family member has realized: wait Kara Danvers is the worst, but she consumes literally 40 pounds of potstickers a week.

So she passes the vibe check…barely.

But then one day Lena comes in to the restaurant, dragging Frank with her and telling him she’ll drive the car home herself so he can have a night off. Kara is with her. And she introduces Kara to Jess’ mom as her girlfriend. And the mom is like “you sure?” And Lena is puzzled.

But from then on…well Kara is just Mrs. Lena Luthor. And Lena Luthor can do wrong in the eyes of that family. Heck Frank remembers when she was four feet tall with braces. And they all lived happily until the next interdimensional crisis.

*I think this is the fanon last name at this point?

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Huh??? From a strong guy I guess.

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your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

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Currently loosing my mind thinking about Percy and Annabeth being Perseus and Andromeda reincarnated and them being actual Greek soulmates that find each other in every life, the perfect match……..that’s why Aphrodite was so invested in their love life in particular because Persephone let it slip at a party on Olympus that Perseus and Andromeda went for their third life to reach the Isle of the Blessed and that’s why their lives have been so hard and traumatic in comparison to other demigods’ lives because this is their final trial before eternal paradise

personally I’m Team Tiny Elphaba because I think it’s mad funny she’s this imposing and terrifying presence but also she’s, like, five feet tall and Glinda can easily tuck Elphaba’s head under her chin if she’s wearing high enough heels and Fiyero can lift her up like a sopping wet cat

canon accurate too

Agatha: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Jen: What the hell do you do?

Agatha: I die? What kinda question...

I've encountered a few Avatar: the Last Airbender fanfics where Azula points out that she "doesn't make empty threats." This is entirely untrue. Azula almost exclusively makes empty threats. If she's going to kill you, she'd already be throwing fire or lightning. If she tells you that she's going to kill you, it's because she wants something other than your death, and she thinks threatening you will achieve that.

When it comes to Zuko, Mai, or Ty Lee, empty threats and insults are practically Azula's love language; she uses them to communicate because she can't express (or even admit to herself) the softer feelings that she worries are a form of weakness.

Azula team in the modern world

I posted this headcanon on TikTok, but for some reason it didn't get any views at all...🥲