Actual Line From The Son Of Neptune: “That Was The Downside Of Dating The Smartest Girl At Camp: You

Me: I mean, there can't be more beautiful people in this seri-

Rayla's Parents:

Me: Well, fuck.

susan pevensie – how many centuries deep is your wound?

Rayla: You can't follow me into fire!

Callum: Then don’t go running into fire!

Stop talking shit about the protagonists

Percy is SMART

Carter is CARING

Sadie is FIERCE

Jason is KIND

Lester

Magnus is WITTY

My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?

Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*

My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*

Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*

My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.

Me: no...

My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.

My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...

Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN

*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????

gonna tell my kids that this is true love

More News On Lore Olympus Becoming An Animated Series ‼️

I’m so FREAKIN excited!!!!! I can’t wait to hear what their voices will sound like!! I really hope someone contacts Rachel’s dream actors for her characters to see if some of them are willing to voice play 🥺

If y’all don’t know what I’m referring to, check out my post with Frolic interviewing Rachel on her dream cast for Lore Olympus

Cuando te dicen “Ya estoy llegando” y todavía le queda por cruzar Narnia, el Campo de Quidditch de Hogwarts, Mordor, y hacer autoestop en el país de las maravillas.

What is the problem with Wattpad? Just a question, since I think it’s great, lots of good fanfiction writers if you just look right. I see things on here where people are like- You Know You’re Desperate When You Turn To Wattpad.

I absolutely love Wattpad, the same as I love Tumblr. But, that’s just my opinion! Have fun!

i am so excited to share this commission piece i did for @drarryruinedme7! endless thank yous and blown kisses to you, ale, for your patience and your love for drarry! and for commissioning me, of course! though it’s late, i nevertheless wish you happy holidays<3

{please do not repost // reblogs are appreciated!}

「 INSTA & KO-FI:  aceveria 」