Holy Fucking Shit It's Back The Best Boi Is Back I'm So Excited To Listen To This Sass Aaaaaaaa

They’re just a bit dense when it comes to feelings.

You up?

Teen zoro and sanji accidentally becoming denden pals…. And more? From @gaypiratehell’s AU (which you can find on tw*tter). These two have my whole heart.

When last seen (in the anime), skk were going back inside the prison, presumably to get Sigma out (Dazai made him a promise + info he got out of Fyodor)

Now, there's no way Dazai is carrying Sigma, not with his injuries, and especially not when Chuuya is right there to do it for him.

This being said, here are my suggestions:

asagiri is like "there are no canon romantic couples on bsd" and then he proceds to make soukoku and shin soukoku... okay honey whatever makes you sleep at night.

Jason as those AO3 authors who have the worst tragedies happening to them and yet still continues to pump out his new chapter every week

Some poor, unbeknownst Gothamite: “My favorite fanfic writer hasn’t posted or updated any of their fanfic in like four years. I don’t want to bug them but I’m always hoping for them to come back. I hope their okay :( ”

Jason, in between cutting off right hand mens heads and antagonize black mask, like Really Living It Up: “hey, sorry, guys! I know it’s been forever! I literally died and clawed my way back from zombiehood, but I’m back now! Hope you enjoy this new chapter!”

rockstar eddie gets invited to the met gala and brings that one guy with him

Homeless Jason before Bruce him in: Why are you scared of Batman?

Also, homless Danny: I don't want him drinking my blood

Jason: Batman's a vampire!?

Danny: I know! He's so scary!

Jason: Well, aren't you like a half ghost meta? Can't you take him?

Danny: You want me to fight a VAMPIRE!? No thanks.

Batman, watching from above their alley: Those are the kids that are being hunted down by a rouge?

Nightwing: Yeah, there are some rumors Penguin wants their heads. Apparently, Danny helped an entire shipment of traffic victims escape their cages by crashing a crane against the shipping carriers that they were in. Jason was among the victims, so it may have been an attempt to rescue his twin

Batman: They're twins?

Nightwing: According to the word on the street they are. What do you think? We putting them in witness protection?

Batman: No. Danny's meta abilities will have then flag by another ring before long.....Wayne is an emergency foster. He could take them in.

Nightwing: Sounds good to me. Let me tell them that, though. They think you're a vampire, so they may be scared of you.

Batman slightly hurt: Alright.

Nightwing dropping in front ot the kids: Hey there-!

Danny: AGHHHHHH! THE DISCO VAMPIRE! RUN JASON!

Jason: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH DISCO IS SO MUCH WORST THEN A GOTHIC ACADEMIA VAMPIRE!

*Danny and Jason sprinting faster the the Olympics gold medalist*

Dick: Why does everyone hate my discowing outfit.

serving cunt since the break of dawn (both of them)

Shit I've Said/Done as Bsd Part 7

Dazai - *Climbs a tree* Man this would be a killer spot to hang from. Get it? Killer??

Chuuya - *Kicks person in the knee* "Call me "cute wittle shortie wortie" again and I'll- ok I don't actually have a threat ready but it will be bad and you will regret your choices!

Atsushi - Maybe we can stop him with the power of friendship? Look it's that or we do this the normal violent way.

Akutagawa - I'm actually tired of your bullshit 24/7 I just don't say anything because I'm not sure of where I stand in this friend group.

Ranpo - Or or hear me out, what if I don't get my license and then you just drive me everywhere! Sounds great right?

Poe - It's fine I'll just fix this problem by hiding in fiction and hoping all this fades away.

Fyodor - Damn it I hate when I get stabbed. It's so inconvenient.