Stares At My Blorbos

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

Reblogging again because this still lives in my head rent free

sure yeah ok

sorry

@is-the-salmon-horny

AFTER THE SUCESS OF LAST YEARS OFFERING WE ARE ONCE AGAIN WISHING EVERYONE* A HAPPY SALMONTINES DAY! ❤️

*EXCLUDING MR GRIZZ WHOMST THE COMPANY SINCERELY WISHES A PROFOUND SENSE OF LONELINESS AND ALSO STEP ON A LEGO

@neomagicstar LOOK LOOK LOOK

ω-3 / omega-3 inspired lockerrrrr :3

As a person who is half-indigenous half-Salvadoran, and as a closeted bisexual, I am royally fucked. And so is this country under this fucking clown.

These guys are modern Nazis.

I'm scared, man. I'm really fucking scared.

The ICE raids have extended to the Indigenous people in the Navajo nation, people who have been here longer than anyone. Yet, they are called immigrants.

Listen here, you orange son of a bitch. You are nothing but a fucking hypocrite. Look at your mother, your wife ffs THEY ARE IMMIGRANTS. YOU ARE AN IMMIGRANT. ALMOST ALL THE PEOPLE YOU PUT IN CHARGE OF THIS COUNTRY ARE IMMIGRANTS. THE ONLY REASON YOU DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL WHITE. You are fucking BLIND.

I wish I could reblog an ad because for some reason this badly edited gallon of honey is hilarious to me.

He sittin

MOOOOOOM, they’re trying to turn Tumblr into TikTok again!

I got crazy from the sudden release of deltarune

Hear me out: become the witch you need!