Peter Griffin Death Squid

Peter griffin death squid

A comic depicting Moray, an Inkling (drawn in blue), in a helicopter flying over a mountain range as he sits on the edge with a sad facial expression. He thinks to himself, "... We've been searching all day. Covered this whole shucking mountain and no Rara to be found. This was pointless. So much for playing the hero, I guess... Why do I even-"
He is interrupted by Cubby, a fuzzy Inkling wearing a bear ear headband (drawn in brown).
Cubby: You good, Moray?
Moray: ughghghghgh,,, what do you think?
(Cubby sits down next to him. Moray puts his head in his hand.)
Cubby: Gee, I was just asking.
Moray: hhhhngh...
Cubby: So uhhh... Nice view out here.
Moray: could shove myself off this helicopter and-
Cubby: HEY.
(Cubby drops her cheerful look.)
Cubby: Can you, like, NOT make this ride so depressing?
Moray: no,,,
(Cubby crosses her arms and waves dismissively.)
Cubby: I went out of my way and skipped out on a whole day's work at Grizzco just for you, Moray. I don't know what's going on with you, but you could at least do me the favor of letting me NOT hear about it.
(She stares at him for a moment.)
Cubby: Go on, aren't you gonna tell me what's wrong?
(Moray looks at Cubby in confusion due to her contradicting herself. He glances away.)
Moray: ughghghghgh, fine,,, I guess I'll talk.
(He crosses his arms.)
Moray: It's just... I suck at this,,, I dunno how to describe it. Helping people, I guess?
(An Octoling boy wearing a Grizzco uniform and wielding a Splatana is pictured, drawn in a darker shade of blue.)
Moray: Cyclone's being, well, Cyclone... and I don't think I can get through to him before he ends up hurting himself.
(An Inkling girl wearing headphones is pictured, drawn in pink. Her eyes are blocked out by a bar.)
Moray: And that girl... she's probably out doing the same shit I did. Which means she's as good as splatted if nobody finds her in time...
(Moray throws up his arms in frustration.)
Moray: And of course I gotta make it MY business because I always HAVE to make myself the vict-AAAAAAAAAUAAUGH! oof-
(He nearly falls out of the helicopter. Cubby grabs him by the shirt and pulls him back in.)
Cubby: Watch yourself. Please, the only thing you're a victim of these days is your own damn stupidity. And stubbornness. Maybe also a need to overcompensate for how much of a baby you are.
(Moray glares at her in annoyance. Cubby smirks back at him.)
Cubby: Strike a nerve? It's because I'm right, isn't it? Everybody can see it.
(She puts her finger up to her chin and closes her eyes.)
Cubby: I'll give you this, though: When I first met you, you really WERE as weak as you clearly think you are.
(Moray is pictured in purple, wearing a Grizzco uniform and crying in fear as he holds his Jet Squelcher. In another frame, he is in squid form doing the Family Guy death pose. In a third, he is tied up and Cubby is pushing him into a pile of Fuzzy Ooze.)
Cubby: When Mitralypsis came around, though? And everything was at stake?
(The drawings are now in orange, one with Moray summoning a combined Tacticooler/Wave Breaker special, one with Moray and Cubby fighting at each other's side, and one with Moray carrying a wounded Cyclone, crying for help.)
Cubby: Let's just say you weren't that same boy who soiled his slopsuit every time there was a Griller wave anymore.
Moray: Cod dammit, Cubby, I did NOT-
Cubby: You did that one time.
Moray: ughghghghghgh...
(Far away shot of the helicopter, with Cubby and Moray as tiny silhouettes.)
Cubby: Point is, you've changed for the better. We both have. You're just too focused on the little things to see how far you've come.
Moray: But what about-
Cubby: They'll be fine. Just do what you can and try not to go overboard, ok? Seriously, I'm not gonna catch you if you do that again.

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