Impulse... I Love You To Bits... Holding Your Hand As I Say This.... Penis Crying Obsidian. Okay?

HE JUST BANNED HIS OWN BDAY-

I can imagine him making the new law that no parties unless it's for him, and then the Hermits throw a Rendog themed party in secret.

cackling at the “so bad luck to whoever’s birthday is coming up next” line in the recap in response to the party ban. because. guess which hermits birthdays just so happen to be coming up next. 

possible new scar design...

Another one!

C!Dream.....I am very conflicted over you.

/\<>/\

for those of yall who dont watch him, welsknight's most recent video mentioned his family facing money issues rn that threaten his ability to do youtube as a career and plugged his patreon as a way to help! so if you have a dollar or two to spare and wanna help keep a hermit afloat then. [gestures]

i loved stuffed animals still <333

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

who needs sex when the dungeon is ready for its next victim

Hermitcraft heights according to my brain:

tallest to shortest down, and tallest to shortest in rows (end of row=shortest of category)

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--Creeture (9'-8'):

DocM77

--Big boi (8'-7'):

Rendog, Xisumavoid, ImpulseSV, ZombieCleo

--Tall (7'-6'):

MumboJumbo, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, JoeHills, VintageBeef, Hypotizd, Keralis, Welsknight, EthosLab

--Medium (6'-5'5"):

TangoTek, Iskall85, xBCrafted, PearlescentMoon, TinFoilChef, Goodtimeswithscar, GeminiTay, iJevin, ZedaphPlays,

--Small (5'5"-5'):

StressMonster101, Grian, Bdouble0100

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Thank you 👍

jimmy makes out with a blaze in his newest video? wow this is just like double life--

Hermitcraft headcannon!

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Physical touch!

I headcannon all of Hermitcraft as being SUPER touchy. Like- it is super normalized and cozy.

Grian and Mumbo walking so close their arms brush, sitting so their knees and shoulders bump together, Grians wing practically hugging Mumbo's back.

Tango excitedly grabbing Zed and Impulse's hands to guide them through a build, ZIT having movie nights and cuddling under the blankets.

Etho linking elbows with Bdubs while walking, Bdubs practically hanging off of him while he explains the details of the build. Falling asleep on eachother's shoulders.

Keralis greeting Hermits with a kiss on the cheek or forehead, Wels greeting with a kiss on their knuckles.

Ren nudging his head into any open hands willing to pet him, Doc and Zed bumping heads (gently) with their friends to show affection.

Any horned Hermits headbutting eachother <3

Scar looping an arm around Cub's neck with a cheesy joke, dragging him down into a hug or noogie. Cub batting his hands away and trying to go in for an attack of his own.

Cleo biting Joe out of spite and affection, Joe smacking her with books. Them braiding flowers in eachother's hair, painting eachother's nails.

NHO creating cuddle piles and drowning in blankets, caring for eachother while sick (and totally not all getting sick)

Xisuma not really being able to touch- but still hugging and patting people on the back. Giving people tea and throwing a blanket over them in replacement.

If you headcannon them with a longer tail then they loop it around eachothers arms or legs to stay close.

Hugs are an appropriate greeting, and a thank you, and farewell.

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I want Hermit hugs :(

HES JUST A LITTLE GUY <333333

[Limited Life Animatic] Preparing Birthday Party But Martyn is a little guy

(47/386) #386Littlewood

Youtube link 

The thumbnail on youtube

He’s just a manipilate ptick little guy <33