I Hope Avengers Sometimes Go To Strange Like “I Need Your Help” And He’s Like “What’s Wrong?

“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have,” said Hermione nastily, picking up her her quill again.

Sleep is for the Weak

(Based on a text post by @its-hp-bitch)

Natural Beauty

Hermione: (Staring) That’s really how you look when you first get up?

Hermione: Nothing in my life is fair.

(Based on a text post by @theysaidtheseathogwartsprobably)

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. 

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Now I'm definitely beginning to think you aren't fine. Look, whatever you think you did, Will is your friend. Even if he's mad at you, it'll be okay - he doesn't seem the type to hold grudges.

Nico di Angelo is offline!

Thank you guys for so many amazing asks!! It was a pleasure as always☺️ More to come, because I just can’t get enough of this poor boy lol.

Do you wanna talk about it?

Who needs a soul mate, give me a snail mate and $10 million instead

(OOC: oh my god i promise this wasn’t supposed to sound sexual, i’m so sorry😂)

Fleur is Online!

Rita: Fleur, is it true that you were romantically involved with Clarisse Martin in school? And that you dated a few other girls throughout your time as a Beauxbatons student?

Rita: ...

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Rita: Well, you are married to a man...

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Show me yourself

Fleur is Online!

Rita: Fleur, is it true that you were romantically involved with Clarisse Martin in school? And that you dated a few other girls throughout your time as a Beauxbatons student?

Rita: ...

Rita: My, my, isn’t this a riveting revelation, dear readers?

Rita: Why, haven’t you loved girls?

Rita: Then isn’t it self-explanatory, dear? My readers are going to be stunned and starving for all the nitty-gritty details. Does your husband know?

Rita: Well, you are married to a man...

Rita: Don’t get defensive! The people just get what they want, and what they want, I give. You’re bisexual and married to a man; some may find it curious.