How To Become Taller: (ft. Susie, Kris, And Noelle) (Gone Wrong?)

sometimes i think about

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Heaven giving Cas orders:

re: heaven

i think castiel's "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIED ON A STUPID PIECE OF REBAR LIKE 5 MINUTES AFTER I DIED TO SAVE YOU"

vs.

dean's "HOW THE FUCK LONG HAVE YOU BEEN BACK?! WHY DO YOU THINK I LET MYSELF DIE IN THE FIRST PLACE??!"

would be the dramarama of heaven, would spread all over the cosmos, end up fucking up all of jack's plans because jack's starry eyed noob angels are way more interested in the cute little human who keeps busting into the heaven offices to chase cas around and be like "WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL YOU WERE BACK AND YOU DON'T COME DOWN TO FUCKIN' SAY HI ONE TIME??? AFTER THAT EXIT?!"

poor jack would throw up his hands and be like "well, i'm out. i gotta go focus on family therapy."

sam is like "why are migraines still possible in heaven."

rip castiel you would’ve loved casual by chappell roan

It's tiiiiiiiime

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, Nov 5th is all around us, and so the feeling grows

I SENT THIS TO MY FRIEND AND HE STOPPED TYPING 💀

spn queerbaiting is like being in the middle of the desert and and you're like cool. could i get some water. and someone comes along and is like "here are a billion signs we've got water. here's years of subtext implying water. here's market research specifically proving that we researched whether or not water is popular (it is)." so you follow them for twelve years and then they finally stop and you're like cool. where's the water. and then they splash a little on your shoes and impale you with rebar.