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2 years ago

Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

Lost Focus And Had A Consensual Workplace Relationship
4 months ago

need a bartylus big bang so that i can write slutty scandalous bartylus nepo babies on the front page cover of all the tabloids in a relationship to piss both of their respective families off a la gossip girl


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2 years ago

You have two obtions

get horny with it, or get autistic with it okay

2 months ago

The bartylus tag on ao3 is the worse place on the planet. Evan, I don’t wanna hear it and regulus get your ass back here I didn’t come here to fuck around ok

5 months ago
I Want To Talk To You Without Speaking

i want to talk to you without speaking

4 months ago

ughhhhh love IT. Fuck heavily with the one about the peanuts because of COURSE Barty wouldn't think to ask if Reg's allergic to anything lol.

Also fuck heavilyyyyyy with Artist Barty and Writer Reg.

Poor Pandora lmaooooo.

BARTYLUS HEADCANNONS PLZ <3

AHH! I got so excited when I saw this! Here are my random headcanons (its really all over the place and some im just re-mentioning from old posts of mine)

- Regulus was the bad influence between the two!!! He was the start and a part of Barty's madness

- Regulus was head over heals for Barty and introduced him to Bellatrix (his favorite cousin)

- They dye their hair together, Barty dies his blonde hair dark brown or black and Regulus who has poliosis dyes that white piece of hair black to match the rest

- Sirius thought (at first) that Barty would be good for Regulus (being from a light family and all) but realized he was so very wrong

- Barty has an eidetic memory (im never letting go of this) and Regulus is SO jealous but he's also drooling over the fact

- Regulus is terrified of clowns and Barty loves them

- Regulus has a peanut allergy so Barty has also quit eating anything with peanuts after nearly killing Regulus when he kissed him after eating smth with peanuts

- Barty runs hot and Regulus feels like ice, when they sleep Regulus is on his back arms crossed and Barty is faced down sprawled out all over him

- They're the nerdy quiet couple in school who's unsupectingly fucking crazy

- They go on painting dates, Barty paints beautiful portraits of Regulus... Regulus tries his best (he's not the best painter but Barty keeps each one anyway)

- Barty makes sculptures of Regulus, Regulus makes poems about and for Barty

- Barty gifts Regulus's pet snake stuff all the time and Regulus adores it

- Barty was scared of heights but he got over it for Regulus who loves heights

- Barty accompanies every kiss on Regulus's cheek with a lick, Regulus acts disgusted but he thinks it's such a cute habit (he's so down bad)

- Barty seeks out Pandora whenever he has a Regulus related problem cause she knows him best, Regulus goes to Pandora to rant about Barty constantly

I have sm more but I think this is allπŸ˜“


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4 months ago

It’s so important now more then ever to be weird tranny sex freaks

3 months ago

#SETHMILCHICK: it means eat shit, mr. drummond.

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