One Of The Baristas At A Nearby Starbucks Makes Me Lose My Mind Every Time I’m Working There By Saying

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

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5 years ago

Questions People Don’t Ask But Should

1. What is your favorite childhood story of yourself?

2. What is the stupidest way you have ever gotten hurt?

3. What was the first PG-13 movie you watched?

4. What was the first R rated movie you watched?

5. When was the moment you felt most badass?

6. What is a band you can reliably always love?

7. What is your favorite form of self expression?

8. What is something from your childhood you wish you still had?

9. Where is your favorite place on earth?

10. What is the longest friendship you have ever had?

11. Is there anyone is your life you wish you had met sooner than you did?

12. Do you believe in ghosts?

13. What is the coldest water you have ever swam in?

14. How old were you when you learned how to swim?

15.  What song do you listen to when you’re sad?

16. Are you an adrenaline junky? 

17. What is a song that takes you back to childhood?

18. What is your favorite word?

19. What is your least favorite word?

20. What scent reminds you of childhood?

21. Were you sad when you found out clouds weren’t like pillows, or did you never think that?

22. When in life did you laugh the hardest?

23. What makes you laugh when you don’t feel like laughing?

24. Do you come from a big family?

25. What is your favorite part of yourself?

26. What is the worst pain you have ever felt?

27. Do you swear often?

28. Do you get confused for being older or younger than you are?

29. What is your favorite way to eat a potato?

30. What is the best compliment you have ever received?

31. Describe yourself in 6 words?

32. What is the worst insult you have ever received?

33. Have you ever taken in any media that changed your life?

34. Have you ever collected anything?

35. Strangest thing you have ever broken?

36. Weirdest food you have ever eaten?

37. Childhood nickname?

38. Most people you have shared a bed with in a non sexual manner?

39. What is something that makes you fall asleep?

40. Did your parents ever accidentally lose or forget you?

41. If you were a superhero what would your weakness be?

42. What food reminds you of home?

43. What is your comfort food?

44. Cold room with lots of blankets or hot room with no blankets?

45. No shoes without socks or no shoes with socks?

46. Do you run hot your cold?

47. Favorite condiment?

48. What utensil do you use the most?

49. When are you most comfortable?

50. If you could be really good at one thing, what would it be?

6 years ago
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Cause Of Death: Cara Delevingne Wearing Tails And Chewing A Toothpick At The Royal Wedding. 
Cause Of Death: Cara Delevingne Wearing Tails And Chewing A Toothpick At The Royal Wedding. 
Cause Of Death: Cara Delevingne Wearing Tails And Chewing A Toothpick At The Royal Wedding. 

Cause of Death: Cara Delevingne wearing tails and chewing a toothpick at the Royal Wedding. 

4 years ago
Weekly Anatomy Tip!
Weekly Anatomy Tip!
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Weekly Anatomy Tip!

Weekly anatomy tip!

This week I tackle feet. I know how many of you asked for it.

It is hard topic indeed. It’s hard to draw nice looking character with feet that doesn’t look believable. 

A lot practice is needed. I just presented few ideas and now you have to put it to practice.

Hope this helps !

6 years ago

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

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“i don’t know what to draw”

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“i always mess up”

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“BUT I SUCK”

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The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends
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the suffering never ends

6 years ago
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6 years ago
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5 years ago

Masterlist

thought I would create this for you guys so that you don’t have to scroll through the entire blog to find your favourite fics and characters. 

Last Updated: 18/08/2019

Writers who’s works are in this masterlist are tagged here:

@caws5749 @puzzledsearcher @empyreanwritings @carol-thirteen

@omnomsauruswrites @justagaymess @harringtons-imagines @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms @vivwritesmarvel @a-simple-imagine @think-blot @marisagabe @marvel-wlw @saltybaltic @spaceshipweather@subavengers @lovebiotes @buckitup-3000 @star-girl-wanda@smutfluffandstuff @gaybybirth @mimiwritesthings @mdryly  @saltyromanov @thewitchandtheassassin @bigirongay @tangled-up-in-bad-decisions @chuwaeyo @rebeliz777 @gigglygwill @iamnotyourmusebitch @racyromanoff  @violetmrkey @cant-control-their-fear-imagines @lollicap @russian-romanova @peachyteabuck

My Redheaded Mentor - Caws5749

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Prequel

Ch 1: your first day

Ch 2: “do you think she could become one us?”

Ch 3: “…she’s like me”

Ch 4: Your Birthday, Part One

Preview; Ch 4: Your Birthday, Part Two

Carol Danvers x Natasha Romanoff (carolnat)

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“suck my dick” - saltyromanov

“One last wish” - Subavengers

Maria Hill X Natasha Romanoff ( Blackhill)

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“thanks but I only drink scotch” - mdryly 

“You can come back now” - mdrly 

Maria hill

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“Tremors” - a-simple-imagine

“Exactly where You’re Supposed to be” - thewitchandtheassassin

“Shouldn’t you be with her?” - empyreanwritings 

“Does she spark joy?” - bigirongay

“You’re not as bad” - tangled-up-in-bad-decisions

“I think you should rest” -  chuwaeyo 

Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) / Brie Larson

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“Coping Mechanisms” -Rebeliz777

“Cold Feet” - gigglygwill

“Carol helps you train” - iamnotyourmusebitch

“Show Me” - puzzledsearcher

“Jealous” - Racyromanoff

“Don’t you dare hurt her” - gigglygwill

“Missed You” - Puzzledsearcher

Wanda Maximoff (Scarlett witch) / Elizabeth Olsen 

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“are you going to undress me with your eyes all night, or are you going to do something about it?” - subavengers

“Every thought” - lovebiotes

“unravel me” - spaceshipweather

“could’ve just asked” - buckitup-3000

“In the bathroom” - star-girl-wanda

“Jealousy” - spaceshipweather

“Bratty Girl” - star-girl-wanda

Cherry Lipstick and sinful eyes - smutfluffandstuff

“How long?” - gaybybirth

“Dinners and Diatribes” - mimiwritesthings

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?” -  violetmrkey

“Morning kisses” - cant-control-their-fear-imagines

“Shenanigans” - Puzzledsearcher

Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) / Scarlett Johansson

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Mishaps - Puzzledsearcher

“I just… I don’t want to do this without you.” “You alright?” “Look at me.” - Caws5749“You always duck away when you smile.” -  empyreanwritings  

“If you need my shoulder, or my hand, or a hug-” -  empyreanwritings  

“Like I expected, you’re much comfier than my pillow.” - empyreanwritings

“I’ve got you, just breathe.” - Carol-thirteen

“And what do you expect me to do about it?” - Carol-thirteen

“I’ve never loved someone as much as I love you. And I think it’s killing me.” - Carol-thirteen

“You trust me right?” “Have since the moment I met you.” - Carol-thirteen

“I don’t want to leave you yet, I’m not ready.” - Carol-thirteen

“What can I do baby? Just tell me and I’ll do it.” - Carol-thirteen

“I’ll feel better if you let me walk you home,” -  omnomsauruswrites

“I’d let you if you asked” - empyreanwritings

“Since it’s you, I’m gonna let it go.” - empyreanwritings

“Another Summer Night Without You…” - justagaymess

“Mama’s Girl” - Harringtons-imagines

“Alone Time - Mamas girl Pt.2″ - Harringtons-imagines

“blaming you” - Puzzledsearcher

“Tea” -  blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms

“Are you sick?” - Vivwritesmarvel

“I don’t like it when you get hurt” - Caws5749

“Your skin is so soft” - Caws5749

“You are adorable” - Caws5749

“Idle conversation” -  a-simple-imagine

“Five more minutes” - Caws5749

“Maybe you should not get dressed” - Caws5849

“Drunk truth or dare” - Caws5749

“It’s called the Natasha” - Caws5749

“I should not have worn this high of heels. I’m too drunk to walk.” - Caws5849

“spin the bottle” - Caws5749

“ The only thing on my mind is my girlfriend” - Caws5749

“Shoot, I forgot wine glasses,” - Caws5749

“I think I need food” - Caws5749

“Tired but loved” - think-blot

“Nightmares” - Caws5749

“There is no one better than you” - Marisagabe

“You signed us up to do what?” - Caws 5749

“You’re my soulmate” - marvel-wlw

“Kiss me” - Caws5749

“Take me down” - saltybaltic

“Goodbye Road” - spaceshipweather

“Take off your clothes, but slowly, in a way that’s sexy.” - Caws5749

“You’re Burning up” - Caws5749

“I’d never let anyone hurt you” - Caws5749

“We’re gonna need a baby sitter” - Caws5749

“Promise me you’ll take better care of yourself.” - Caws5749

“I need a hug..” - Caws5749

“I can’t lose you” - Caws 5749

“Please listen to me” - Caws5749

“misunderstanding” - Puzzledsearcher

“after missions” - Marvel-wlw

“Forget it, You’re a fucking asshole” - violetmrkey

“Do you do that to everyone who pins you?” - violetmrkey

“Dream come True” - RacyRomanoff

“Across the way” - Subavengers

“You want to come? Do it yourself.” - lollicap

“I signed us up to do it. It’s this like sex class” - Caws5749

“Promise me you’ll come home?” - Caws5749

“Hurt” - Russian-romanova

“Look at me” - Caws5749

“Yeah, but I wanted you,” - Caws5749

“The colour green” - thewitchandtheassassin

“Wait how should we do this?” - Caws5749

“Do you even love me?” - Caw5749

“therapeutic” - Peachyteabuck 

“Let’s go swimming” - Caws5749

“Oh hun, you’re obviously sick” - Caws5749

“Are you flirting with me?” - Caws5749

“Just hold me?” - Caws5749

“Cat Walk” - Saltybaltic

“Best Friends” - Saltybaltic 

My Writings 

“I thought she was straight” 

5 years ago

The Hunt Chapter 6

“He’s dead. There’s nothing left of him.” Alex frowned. Katherine held her tightly, trying to console her girlfriend. “Why didn’t you try to stop them?” She whispered. 

“Are you talking to me?” Katherine frowned. Alex ignored her, refusing to look at her. She continued to talk to herself. “Alex.. Snap out of it.” Katherine shook Alex slighty, trying to break the hold she had on herself. “Hey!” Katherine slapped Alex’s face lightly, causing her to jump at the sudden feeling.

“I’m so sorry…” Alex whispered.

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